Zoolander 2

Plot – Fifteen years after the catastrophe,Derek and Hansel are still ashamed. They receive a special invitation to participate a major international event in Rome,where they realize how the fashion world has drastically changed in the years. Despite this,Derek and Hansel are recruited to stop a deadly plot which could destroy their universe forever.

Movie Info

Title Zoolander 2

Year 2016

Director Ben Stiller


Top 15 Quotes of “Zoolander 2” Movie

“- Valentina: Please accept my apologies.
– Derek Zoolander: None taken.”

Penelope Cruz – Valentina Valencia
Ben Stiller – Derek Zoolander

“- Valentina: Be careful, he’ll try to get inside your head.
– Derek Zoolander: Don’t worry, it’s closed for business.”

Penelope Cruz – Valentina Valencia
Ben Stiller – Derek Zoolander

“I’m going to retire, withdraw from public life, and become a hermit crab.”

Ben Stiller – Derek Zoolander

“- Valentina: Derek Zoolander, I’m with Interpol, Global Fashion Division. I need your help.
– Hansel: She’s hot. I trust her.”

Penelope Cruz – Valentina Valencia
Owen Wilson – Hansel

“- Mugatu: Shut up, Valentino! Just shut up! Everyone shut up! There is no Fountain of Youth!
– Tommy Hilfiger: What?
– Mugatu: I mean, Adam and Eve and Steve? Are you serious? You actually believed that crap?”

Will Ferrell – Jacobim Mugatu
Tommy Hilfiger – Himself

“Meaningless sex always makes me feel better about myself.”

Ólafur Darri Ólafsson – Hasidic Man

“- Geoff Mille: Meet the biggest supermodel in the whole world, he is All.
– Derek Zoolander: Are you like a male model or a female model?
– All: All is all.
– Hansel: Well I think he’s asking do you have a hotdog or a bun?”

Beck Bennett – Geoff Mille
Ben Stiller – Derek Zoolander
Owen Wilson – Hansel

“Do you ever have feeling, where you see young teenage girl with perfect skin, and you want to kill her? And take her skin, and put it on your skin? We’ve bottled that feeling.”

Kristen Wiig – Alexanya Atoz

“Of the over 3.7 million high school graduates this year, less than 2% can tell you what a fax machine is, name a Caucasian president, or know who Derek Zoolander was!”

Matt Lauer – Himself

“- Derek Jr.: You’re the most narcissistic person I’ve ever met.
– Derek Zoolander: But that’s not how I see myself.”

Cyrus Arnold – Derek Jr.
Ben Stiller – Derek Zoolander

“Who says swimsuit models are useless? Take me from behind, Zoolander. Grab on for safety… and buoyancy! We’re going to swim to Rome.”

Penelope Cruz – Valentina Valencia

“- Hansel: Is it true you have sex for ten hours?
– Sting: No comment. [silently] Fifteen…”

Owen Wilson – Hansel
Sting – Himself

“You and SpongeBob were my biggest influence ever!” Kyle Mooney – Don Atari

“Does being fat mean you’re a terrible person?”

Ben Stiller – Derek Zoolander

“You’re asking me why I killed Justin Bieber?”

Will Ferrell – Jacobim Mugatu