Zombieland

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Plot – The world is completely overrun by zombies,but two survivors have found a way out. Columbus is accustomed to escape from any danger,while Tallahassee loves killing the monsters. Wichita and Little Rock join them and to defeat all the enemies the only thing to do is rely on each other.

Movie Info

Title Zombieland

Year 2009

Director Ruben Fleischer

GenreComedy, Horror

Top 18 Quotes of “Zombieland” Movie

“I used to avoid people like they were zombies before they were zombies. Now that they are all now zombies, I kinda miss people.”

Jesse Eisenberg – Columbus

“I could tell she knew what I was feeling.”

Jesse Eisenberg – Columbus

“Here’s the deal, Columbus. Uh, I’m not easy to get along with, and I’m sensing you’re a bit of a bitch.”

Woody Harrelson – Tallahassee

“- Tallahassee: My mama always told me someday I’d be good at something. Who’d a guessed that something’d be zombie-killing?
– Columbus: Probably nobody.”

Woody Harrelson – Tallahassee
Jesse Eisenberg – Columbus

“- Columbus: You should actually limber up as well. Especially if we’re going down that hill. It is very important.
– Tallahassee: I don’t believe in it. You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?”

Jesse Eisenberg – Columbus
Woody Harrelson – Tallahassee

“You see? You just can’t trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.” Jesse Eisenberg – Columbus

“Time to nut up or shut up!”

Woody Harrelson – Tallahassee

“- Little Rock: Who’s Bill Murray?
– Tallahassee: I’ve never hit a kid before. I mean, that’s like asking who Gandhi is.
– Little Rock: Who’s Gandhi?”

Abigail Breslin – Little Rock
Woody Harrelson – Tallahassee

“Oh God. Look at this fucking clown. Of course…it had to be a clown! No, wait. It had to be a clown.” Jesse Eisenberg – Columbus

“- Tallahassee: Wow, these fellas really let themselves go.
– Columbus: And they’re so fat.” Woody Harrelson – Tallahassee
Jesse Eisenberg – Columbus

“Zombies don’t mess with other zombies.”

Bill Murray – Bill Murray

“When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons… were the fatties.”

Jesse Eisenberg – Columbus

“Fasten your seat belts. This is going to be a bumpy ride.”

Jesse Eisenberg – Columbus

“I’ve come to realize that you can’t have a country without people.”

Jesse Eisenberg – Columbus

“It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm.”

Jesse Eisenberg – Columbus

“Take away a man’s son, you’ve truly given him nothing left to lose.” Jesse Eisenberg – Columbus

“Twelve’s the new twenty.” Abigail Breslin – Little Rock

“- Columbus: Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story?
– Tallahassee: No. I knew a guy way worse at that than me.”

Jesse Eisenberg – Columbus
Woody Harrelson – Tallahassee