You Don’t Mess With The Zohan


Movie Info

Title You Don’t Mess With The Zohan

Original title You Don’t Mess with the Zohan

Year 2008

Director Dennis Dugan


Top 8 Quotes of “You Don’t Mess With The Zohan” Movie

“- Dalia: Zohan! He has a bomb… and puppies!
– Zohan: No!
– James: Imma blow up this whole block, Imma blow you up, Imma blow up these puppies! And we all gone’ go to hell together, cause I hate these puppies!”
Emmanuelle Chriqui – Dalia

Adam Sandler – Zohan

Dave Matthews – James

“- Michael: What are you? Bionic?
– Zohan: No, no, no, no, no, I only like the girls… thanks anyways.”
Nick Swardson – Michael

Adam Sandler – Zohan

“- Gail: Well Australia, it must be really nice there since they got rid of the apartheid.
– Zohan: Oh yes, the weather is much cooler.”
Lainie Kazan – Gail

Adam Sandler – Zohan

“- Michael: Well, tonight’s our night for the Community Nightwatch.
– Zohan: The Communism tight crotch? What?”
Nick Swardson – Michael

Adam Sandler – Zohan

“You know, you shouldn’t jump around when this nice woman is holding a sharp pair of scissors. If you move she could slip and slice your jugular vein, on accident. There is no way to stitch the jugular. All of your blood will be on the floor in four minutes. I have seen this. I have done this. You don’t want this. [the kid bursts into a flood of…”

Adam Sandler – Zohan

“- Aharon: You ever cut a sister’s hair before?
– African American Salon Owner: Yes, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa, the whole family. I’m good at this.”
Guri Weinberg – Aharon

Donielle Artese – African American Salon Owner

“- Nasi: People don’t like us.
– Oori: Come it’s not easy for us. People don’t like us too.
– Hamdi: Why?
– Oori: Because they think we’re you.”

Daoud Heidami – Nasi

Ido Mosseri – Oori

Sayed Badreya – Hamdi

“You’ve caught so many terrorists, it’s an art. You’re like Rembrandt with a grenade.”
Shelley Berman – Zohan’s Father