Year One

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Title Year One

Year 2009

Director Harold Ramis

GenreComedy,Adventure

Top 9 Quotes of “Year One” Movie

“- Zed: You could be my right-hand man.
– Oh: I’ve seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.”
Jack Black – Zed

Michael Cera – Oh

“- Zed: Can I see you later?
– Maya: I think I have to wash my hair.
– Zed: You washed your hair last year.”
Jack Black – Zed

June Diane Raphael – Maya

“I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.”
Jack Black – Zed

“- Zed: Look, I want you to know that I blame myself for everything that’s happened.
– Maya: Yeah, so does everybody else.”
Jack Black – Zed

June Diane Raphael – Maya

“- Oh: I’m a virgin by choice.
– Zed: Ha! Not your choice!”
Michael Cera – Oh

Jack Black – Zed

“- Zed: I might know everything. Ask me something!
– Oh: Where does the sun go at night?
– Zed: Pass. Next question.
– Oh: Where do babies come from?
– Zed: Pass. Next question.
– Oh: There’s a snake on my foot.
– Zed: In the form of a question!
– Oh: There’s a snake on my foot?
– Zed: Correct!”

Jack Black – Zed

Michael Cera – Oh

“- High Priest: Behind these doors is the Holiest of Holies, earthly domain of the gods. A place so ineffably sacred, so powerful, that he who enters: instant death!
– Oh: Who cleans it?”
Oliver Platt –
High Priest

Michael Cera – Oh

“- Oh: I just want to lay with her so badly.
– Zed: I don’t see it. I mean she’s cute, but I don’t think I’d lay with her.
– Oh: She’s your sister. I mean, it would be like laying with your mother.
– Zed: Which was a big mistake, I see that now.”

Michael Cera – Oh

Jack Black – Zed

“- Marlak: Stay away from my woman.
– Zed: Not gonna be possible, Marlak. She’s not your woman. You can’t own people. Except for the guy who bought all of us. Apparently, he can.”
Matthew Willig – Marlak

Jack Black – Zed