Wild Wild West

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Plot – James West is a charming and intuitive guy,while Artemus Gordon is a brilliant gadgets’ inventor. They’re both special agents and they meet each other on the trail of Dr. Loveless,an evil and brilliant inventor who’s planning the murder of the US president using a huge and monstrous machine called ‘Tarantula’. At first the two agents are rivals but soon they join their forces and get the best results. Rita Escobar,a beautiful and mysterious singer,soon joins them but she complicates their plans indeed.

Movie Info

Title Wild Wild West

Year 1999

Director Barry Sonnenfeld

GenreSci-Fi, Comedy, Western, Action

Top 26 Quotes of “Wild Wild West” Movie

“- Artemus Gordon: My auxiliary tool kit, I forgot all about it. It must have fallen out of my pocket.
– James West: Your pocket? Why wasn’t it on some spring-loaded contraption that shoots out your ass?
– Artemus Gordon: That’s the first place Loveless would have looked.”

Kevin Kline – Artemus Gordon
Will Smith – James West

– Artemus Gordon: She’s a breath of fresh ass.
– James West: Pardon me?
– Artemus Gordon: What?
– James West: You said “ass”.
– Artemus Gordon: No, I didn’t. I said “It’s nice having her on board, she’s a breast of fresh air”.
– James West: Let’s just get some shut ass. Kevin Kline – Artemus Gordon
Will Smith – James West

“- James West: Artie, that’s a cliff!
– Artemus Gordon: Yes, I know!
– James West: That means the ground is gonna end!
– Artemus Gordon: Yes, I know!” Will Smith – James West
Kevin Kline – Artemus Gordon

Not every situation calls for your patented approach of “shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody’s dead try to ask a question or two”. Kevin Kline – President Grant

“- Artemus Gordon: I only have one request: That you aim for my heart, my heart which has loved this country so much.
– Dr. Arliss Loveless: Shoot him in the head.
– Artemus Gordon: Damn.” Kevin Kline – Artemus Gordon
Sir Kenneth Branagh – Dr. Arliss Loveless

“- Rita Escobar: Not to give you a big head, but, I kind of missed you.
– Dr. Arliss Loveless: Isn’t that a coincidence? ‘Cos, I kinda miss me too!”

Salma Hayek – Rita Escobar
Sir Kenneth Branagh – Dr. Arliss Loveless

“The wrongs will be righted! The past made present! The United – divided!”

Sir Kenneth Branagh – Dr. Arliss Loveless

“Since the beginning of written history a nation’s power has been measured by the size of its standing army.”

Sir Kenneth Branagh – Dr. Arliss Loveless

“I have a telegram for a Dr. Loveless. It’s from his mother, Irene. She’s telling him to come on home, stop all this foolishness.”

Will Smith – James West

“You know beautiful women; they encourage you one minute, and cut the legs out from under you the next!” Will Smith – James West

“- Miss East: So let’s see Mr. West, are you a spy of some sort or just a handsome cowboy? Who likes to poke around?
– James West: I believe I’m that second one.
– Miss East: East and West, never the twain shall meet.”

Bai Ling – Miss East
Will Smith – James West

– Artemus Gordon: Now you’re going to be my little doggy, and when I say “speak” you’re going to tell me everything I want to know. Understand?
– McGrath: Woof!
– Artemus Gordon: Good boy. Now, which scientist is that in the next room? Is it Dr. Escobar? Speak!
– McGrath: Woof! Woof!
– Artemus Gordon: You can speak words, you stupid mutt. Kevin Kline – Artemus Gordon
Ted Levine – General McGrath

“- James West: For four long years I’ve been chasing the animal responsible for the massacre at New Liberty. I hear tell that’s you.
– Dr. Arliss Loveless: I am not an animal! I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry!”

Will Smith – James West
Sir Kenneth Branagh – Dr. Arliss Loveless

Although he was considered insane by his peers, Bernoulli’s theory states that the air flowing over a bird’s wing is at a lower pressure than the air flowing under the wing. That’s called “lift”. Of course, it’s only a theory, it’s never been tested… Kevin Kline – Artemus Gordon

“- James West: Gordon, when you tell this story to your grandkids, you be sure to leave this part out.
– Artemus Gordon: Don’t worry.” Will Smith – James West
Kevin Kline – Artemus Gordon

“- James West: I thought I’d go as a government agent who’s going to shoot and kill General Bloodbath McGrath.
– Artemus Gordon: An armed Negro cowboy costume in a room full of white, Southern, former slave-owners. You’ll win first prize.” Will Smith – James West
Kevin Kline – Artemus Gordon

“Never drum on a white lady’s boobies at a big redneck dance.”

Will Smith – James West

“What could this demented maniac with no reproductive organs, want with Rita? Which is not to say Rita doesn’t possess a beauty worthy of a Shakespeare sonnet or a Botticelli painting. My god, the curvature of her buttocks and the swell of that magnificent bosom. So full, so sumptous, so…” Kevin Kline – Artemus Gordon

“- Dr. Arliss Loveless: Gentlemen, I am truly impressed by your effort and ingenuity. Why not swear an oath of loyalty to me, and I forget your executions?
– James West: Actually, I was thinking I’d stuff your little half-an-ass into one of these cannons and fertilize the landscape with ya.”

Sir Kenneth Branagh – Dr. Arliss Loveless
Will Smith – James West

“- James West: You know, you could put a gun on that.
– Artemus Gordon: Then where would I keep my pencil?” Will Smith – James West
Kevin Kline – Artemus Gordon

“- Loveless Hentchman: I learned that from a China man.
– James West: I just made that up.” Will Smith – James West

“We may have lost the war, but heaven knows we haven’t lost our sense of humor!”

Sir Kenneth Branagh – Dr. Arliss Loveless

“- Artemus Gordon: Gypsy, queen… pirate… How about this? You can come as my manservant.
– James West: Master Gordon, I swear, I’d be delghted! I sing, I dance for you sir and I swear none of the other white folks will know. I’d rather shoot myself than play your damn manservant.” Kevin Kline – Artemus Gordon
Will Smith – James West

“- Artemus Gordon: The collars around our necks! They contain powerful magnets! As long as we can outrun the blades, we’ll be fine!
– James West: Gordon! How long does it take for a magnet to lose its power?
– Artemus Gordon: About four hundred years!” Kevin Kline – Artemus Gordon
Will Smith – James West

“- James West: Let me tell you something about your beloved art of disguise, Gordon. That night at Fat Can’s, it wasn’t a difficult task to tell that you weren’t a woman.
– Artemus Gordon: I was propositioned by three men!”

Will Smith – James West
Kevin Kline – Artemus Gordon

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