Whoops Apocalypse

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Title Whoops Apocalypse

Year 1988

Director Tom Bussmann

GenreComedy

Top 18 Quotes of “Whoops Apocalypse” Movie

“You can’t show you’re resolute without showing you are strong. And you can’t show you’re strong without blowing people up.”

Peter Cook – Sir Mortimer Chris

“- President Barbara Adams: We still give Sir Mortimer Chris our complete support. When he talks of pixies he is clearly using the term metaphorically for problems in British Industry.
– White House reporter: How then do you explain the establishment of the anti-goblin program with plans to lure them out with ginger bread traps?
– President…”

Loretta Swit – President Barbara Adams
Robert Arden – White House Reporter

“You’re telling me that the entire population of Great Britain went and elected a deranged psychotic to the highest office of the land? Again?”

Loretta Swit – President Barbara Adams

“You think that nuclear war is unthinkable because once it starts, no-one can win. Well, you’re wrong!”

Peter Cook – Sir Mortimer Chris

“Penis is the name. Doctor Thesius Lyndon Penis. I accept all major credit cards.”

Michael Richards – Lacrobat

“We of the Conservative government think that it’s appalling to spend billions on nuclear weapons if they’re not going to be used.”

Peter Cook – Sir Mortimer Chris

“It’s a little severe, but it’s always the worst tasting medicine that does the most good.” Peter Cook – Sir Mortimer Chris

“- President Barbara Adams: Where is the sanity in bombing millions of innocent people?
– Sir Mortimer Chris: It shut Japan up, didn’t it?”

Loretta Swit – President Barbara Adams
Peter Cook – Sir Mortimer Chris

“- President Barbara Adams: You’re telling me that the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, the man who has his finger on Britain’s nuclear trigger, the man to whom we have promised complete unconditional support in anything he says or does… is clinically insane?
– Secret Service agent: From what the foreign secretary has told us, and from our…”

Loretta Swit – President Barbara Adams
John Benfield – Secret Service Agent

“- Sir Mortimer Chris: I was visiting a factory in Stockport. Literally hundreds had lost their jobs, and no wonder, the place was crawling with them.
– Nigel Lipman: With pixies?
– Sir Mortimer Chris: Yes; sprites, elven folk. Which is why I am beginning this campaign.” Peter Cook – Sir Mortimer Chris
Richard Wilson – Nigel Lipman

“Many say that unemployment is the result of government mismanging and underspending. Nothing can be further from the truth. We all know the real cause of unemployment, don’t we gentlemen? Unemployment, in this country, is caused by pixies.”

Peter Cook – Sir Mortimer Chris

“Lacrobat is the world’s most wanted terrorist; he is charged with over forty acts of terrorism including three assasinations and the receipe for airline food.”

Marc Smith – Dan Hickey (TV anchorman)

“Having established the root cause of unemployment, we now need to come up with a job creation program. I have devised an idea that will create millions of new jobs within the first year of operation. Every week, five hundred working people jump off a cliff, thus creating five hundred new jobs.”

Peter Cook – Sir Mortimer Chris

“Whistling condoms. They come in seven tunes, and so can you.”

Michael Richards – Lacrobat

“Santa Maya must be liberated by any means necessary. Even diplomacy if it should come to it.”

Peter Cook – Sir Mortimer Chris

“Shrewd, honest, intelligent, moral; Adams overcame all these faults to become President of the United States.”

Marc Smith – Dan Hickey (TV anchorman)

“As I was personally indisposed at the hospital, the safety of the princess was in fact in the hands of my two cabinet men, Mr. Lipman and Mr. Kubert. They are both honourable men, and in the past twenty four hours each have handed in a written request to be publically crucified. And regrettably, I had to grant this request.”

Peter Cook – Sir Mortimer Chris

“- Secret Service agent: Let’s pray he doesn’t do anything rash.
– President Barbara Adams: He just held a public crucifixion in Wembley Stadium!
– Secret Service agent: Well, he’s certainly moved to the right politically.”

John Benfield – Secret Service Agent
Loretta Swit – President Barbara Adams