Title What’s the Worst That Could Happen?
Director Sam Weisman
“Scandal and disease, Max.” Nora Dunn – Lutetia Fairbanks
“I robbed a thief! How can you not see the humor in that?” Danny DeVito – Max Fairbanks
“- Berger: You ever read the papers?
– Kevin Caffrey: I used to, but the news kept changing.”
John Leguizamo – Berger
Martin Lawrence – Kevin Caffery
“- Max Fairbanks: Nobody talks to me that way! Nobody!
– Gloria Sidell: I do!
– Max Fairbanks: That turns me on!” Danny DeVito – Max Fairbanks
Glenne Headly – Gloria Sidell
“Massaging you is like kneading dough. And as for the sex, let me be honest. It’s like sleeping with a damp sheep!” Sascha Knopf – Tracey Kimberly
“Max, you may be a butthole, but you’re my butthole.”
Nora Dunn – Lutetia Fairbanks
“- Edwina: Why is it that every time Kevin’s in trouble, we drop our things, but when I want help, you act like you’re through a tunnel and can’t hear me?
– Windham: Maybe because I like Kevin!”
Siobhan Fallon – Edwina
Lenny Clarke – Windham
“Hold your head up, ’cause you got that double-chin thing going on.” Martin Lawrence – Kevin Caffery