Wet Hot American Summer

Plot – The holidays at Camp Firewood are about to end. Beth,the manager,tries to organize everything for the final show,but she falls in love with the astrophysics teacher. The scientist is in turn busy in saving the camp from a falling meteorite. What’s more,the guys have to face some other problems like loving triangles,young misfits and speaking fruit jars.

Movie Info

Title Wet Hot American Summer

Year 2001

Director David Wain

GenreComedy, Romance

Top 35 Quotes of “Wet Hot American Summer” Movie

“Are you part of the problem or are you the solution?”

Janeane Garofalo – Beth

When I was at camp, my favorite activity was always arts and crafts. Or, as we used to call it: arts and farts and crafts. We used to make drawings… cave drawings! Which is my way of saying we were cave men. I went to camp so long ago that I can remember saying “sticks and stones may break my bones” and meaning it! I went to camp so long ago…

Michael Showalter – Alan Shemper

“- Andy: Lindsay, you’ve got barbecue all over your face, it’s pretty foul.
– Lindsay: Come on it’s just BBQ sauce… I wanna make out!”

Paul Rudd – Andy
Elizabeth Banks – Lindsay

“Well guys, we’ve made it to the end of the summer in one piece, except for a few campers who are lepers. ”

Janeane Garofalo – Beth

“- Susie: You guys, I’m really going to miss this place.
– Coop: Me too.
– Ben: Hey, let’s all promise that in ten years from today, we’ll meet again, and we’ll see what kind of people we’ve blossomed into.
– Susie: Yeah!
– Ben: What time do you wanna meet?
– J.J.: You mean ten years from now?
– Coop: Let’s meet in the morning so we can make a…”

Amy Poehler – Susie
Michael Showalter – Coop
Zark Orth – Ben

“- Gail: I hope you like shrimp cocktail, because I want you to be guests of honor at our wedding next week!
– Beth: Well, I hope it’s not jumbo shrimp, because I’m allergic to oxymorons! ”

Molly Shannon – Gail
Janeane Garofalo – Beth

“- Andy: You French great.
– Lindsay: You’re not so bad yourself, Mr. Man. ”

Paul Rudd – Andy
Elizabeth Banks – Lindsay

“Listen, Coop – last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that’s great. But I’ve thought about it, and my thing is this: Andy is really hot. And don’t get me wrong, you’re cute too, but Andy is like, cut. From marble. He’s gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I…”

Marguerite Moreau

“If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass – just be honest about it. Look, Gene, I’ve never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick, and I do it a lot.” H. Jon Benjamin – Can of vegetables

“- Susie: [angry that Beth has invited Steve to take part in the talent show] Beth, I may regret saying this, but how dare you usurp my authority as producer…
– Ben: Hmph!
– Susie: …director-slash-choreographer of the talent show. I need you to know I have been busting my balls, woman! I am telling you, the musical numbers are a mess, my kids…”

Amy Pohler – Susie
Bradley Cooper – Ben

“- Gene: Be proud of who you are.
– Coop: Huh? Gene?
– Gene: Shh… it isn’t about the girl, Coop.
– Coop: It isn’t?
– Gene: Well, it is. But see if you can follow me here… it … … isn’t.
– Coop: Oh. So it is… and it isn’t. [pause, wind blows]
– Gene: You are ready to be taught the new way.
– Coop: Will you teach me about this – what is…” Christopher Meloni – Gene
Michael Showalter – Coop

“Any dungeon master worth his weight in gelding always carries around his trusty 20-sider.”

Gabriel Millman – Keith – Caped Boy

“I love sluts. Sluts Rock! It’s just got to be the right slut.”

Michael Showalter – Coop

“- Henry: So, do you work here?
– Beth: Yeah, I’m the Camp Director. You?
– Henry: Me, no, I don’t work here.
– Beth: No, yeah, I’m the camp director… I would know if you worked here.
– Henry: Oh, right. ”

David Hyde Pierce – Henry Newman
Janeane Garofalo – Beth

“- Katie: hey, I just want us to spend some time together later…
– Andy: Fuck you, dike.
– Katie: Why are you being such an asshole?
– Andy: I’ve gotta go, but I love you, baby.
– Katie: I’ll see you in macrame!!! ” Marguerite Moreau – Katie
Paul Rudd – Andie

“- Lindsay: What ‘cha doing?
– Andy: Writing in my gournal. I write my thoughts in it every day.
– Lindsay: Oh, you mean a journal?
– Andy: Yeah, whatever. I guess I’m not all smart like you. ”

Elizabeth Banks – Lindsay
Paul Rudd – Andy

“Okay, and bring a lot of movement clothes, AKA jazz shoes, dance belts, Lycras, et al. And seriously, FYI, you guys, this is not an excuse to get out of your regular activities. This is an excuse to do some good musical theatre. So be prepared, be enthusiastic, and leave your bullshit attitude and baggage at the door because we don’t need it! ”

Amy Poheler – Susie

“That’s right. I said I’m gonna go hump the fridge. I also keep a bottle of dick cream, I fondle my sweaters, and I like to smear mud on my ass.”

“When we first started hanging out together, this morning, we were just friends; but things change, and I’ve fallen in love with you. I just know that if you gave me a chance, I could make you feel so good. So I am coming, not as your buddy, and not as a co-counselor, but for the first time as a man – a man who loves a woman, and who wants to…”

Michael Showalter – Coop

“- Henry: Beth, tomorrow is the least of our problems.
– Beth: Don’t tell me, oh, don’t tell me, don’t even tell me you have crabs!
– Henry: No… Yes, but that’s not the point. ”

David Hyde Pierce – Henry Newman
Janeane Garofalo – Beth

“Douche-bags are hygienic products; I take that as a compliment. Thank you.”

Gabriel Millman – Keith – Caped Boy

– Gary: McKinley needs to experience “The Ultimate”!
– J.J.: You mean, penis-in-vagina?
– Gary: No, dickhead – sex.

A.D. Miles – Gary
Zak Orth – J.J.

“- McKinley: Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.
– Arty: OK.
– McKinley: ‘Cause your parents are coming tomorrow, and I don’t want to get in trouble.
– Arty: Sure.
– McKinley: You haven’t taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.
– Arty: I will.
– McKinley: You’re covered in dirt. Take a shower. ”

“You taste like a burger. I don’t like you anymore.”

Paul Rudd – Andy

“- Gene: Now finish up them taters; I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters.
– Gary: Come on – what?
– Gene: Finish up the taters.
– Gary: And then what did you say?
– Gene: And then what did I say?
– Gary: You said you were going to… fondle your sweaters.
– Gene: Ah, uh – no I didn’t. I said… fondue the cheddar… I was thinking about making fondue…”

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