We’re the Millers

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Plot – David Burke is a marijuana dealer whose usual customers are adults like cooks and middle-class mothers,but not kids. Despite his “good” intentions,something goes wrong: he’s robbed by a group of punk and has a heavy debt to pay to his supplier Brad,who proposes David to collect an incoming cargo from Mexico. To pass unnoticed,David involves his neighbors to act as his own family. In a caravan,the ‘Miller’ travel to the southern border of USA.

Movie Info

Title We’re the Millers

Year 2013

Director Rawson Marshall Thurber

GenreComedy

Top 15 Quotes of “We’re the Millers” Movie

“- David Clark: Brad, I almost got killed over this shit twice.
– Brad Gurdlinger: Look, I’m not gonna be an asshole about this. I got two tons of premium weed, and yes you got Chacon pinched in the process, which is a huge win for team Brad. So how about we shake hands and call it even?
– David Clark: You were never gonna pay me, were you?
-…”

Jason Sudeikis – David Clark
Ed Helms – Brad Gurdlinger

“We are all now officially international drug smugglers. Add it to the resume.”

Jason Sudeikis – David Clark

“Give me somethin’ that says, ‘I get up every morning at 5:30 and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job where my jag-off boss expects me to kiss his balls all day just so I can afford to keep my ungrateful, screaming kids decked out in Dora the explorer shit and my wife up to her fat ass in self-help videos until the day I get up…” Jason Sudeikis – David Clark

“- Rose O’Reilly: You’re making $500,000 and giving me only $30,000?
– Casey Mathis: $30,000? I’m only getting $1,000!
– Kenny Rossmore: You guys are getting paid?”

Jennifer Aniston – Rose O’Reilly
Emma Roberts – Casey Mathis
Will Poulter – Kenny Rossmore

“- Rose O’Reilly: Come on. I can’t help you unless you show it to me. Sweetie just show it to me.
– David Clark: Kenny, will you just man up and drop your pants?
– Casey Mathis: We’ve all seen a dick!” Jennifer Aniston – Rose O’Reilly
Jason Sudeikis – David Clark
Emma Roberts – Casey Mathis

“Lord, we thank thee for the blessing of this family vacation. May David find his bliss and bring us all back home safely. May Kenny and Casey fortify their sibling bond over the warm glow of our devoted hearts. And may this entire airplane find safe passage and a bountiful life. Even the Jews. Amen.” Jennifer Aniston – Rose O’Reilly

“- David Clark: What the hell are you doing up? It’s almost two. Where’s your mom?
– Kenny Rossmore: Uh, she went for a drink with a friend.
– David Clark: When?
– Kenny Rossmore: Last week.”

Jason Sudeikis – David Clark
Will Poulter – Kenny Rossmore

“- Brad Gurdlinger: Listen, this is a fucked up situation. But, I might have a win-win situation for both of us.
– David Clark: Great.
– Brad Gurdlinger: I have a smidge of very choice marijuana down in Mexico, and I need it here by Sunday night, but my regular currier is unavailable on the account of the fact he got gunned down. Anyway, that’s…”

Ed Helms – Brad Gurdlinger
Jason Sudeikis – David Clark

“- David Clark: Hey Brad, what the fuck!
– Brad Gurdlinger: Uh oh, something wrong?
– David Clark: Yeah, something’s wrong. Something’s very, very wrong. You said a smidge of pot, and this is not a smidge.
– Brad Gurdlinger: Smidge and half, no?
– David Clark: Look, you got me moving enough weed to kill Willie fucking Nelson, man.”

Jason Sudeikis – David Clark
Ed Helms – Brad Gurdlinger

“- Casey Mathis: These assholes are trying to steal my iPhone!
– David Clark: Wait, you have an iPhone? Aren’t you homeless?
– Casey Mathis: So? Fuck you, dude!”

Emma Roberts – Casey Mathis
Jason Sudeikis – David Clark

“- David Clark: Who the fuck is Pablo Chacon?
– Brad Gurdlinger: I am. Yo soy Pablo Chacon. You don’t get a lot of respect from the Mexicans when your name is Brad Gurdlinger, right?”

Jason Sudeikis – David Clark
Ed Helms – Brad Gurdlinger

“You put your hands on her one more time, I swear I’m gonna rip that fucking tattoo right off of your chest.” Jennifer Aniston – Rose O’Reilly

“- David Clark: This goddamn Kenny kid got his fucking nuts bit by a giant-ass spider.
– Brad Gurdlinger: That is amazing. Will you let me know if he develops any superpowers?”

Jason Sudeikis – David Clark
Ed Helms – Brad Gurdlinger

“- David Clark: What the fuck is that?
– Brad Gurdlinger: Oh, my orca. Yeah, I bought an orca. I make a lot of money.
– David Clark: So you bought a whale?
– Brad Gurdlinger: Well, I don’t like sports cars.”

Jason Sudeikis – David Clark
Ed Helms – Brad Gurdlinger

“- Todd – Strip Club Owner: Oh, great, Rose. Glad I caught you. Um, I wanted to go over a couple of minor policy changes that we have here at the club.
– Rose O’Reilly: Like what?
– Todd – Strip Club Owner: Like, I want you to start having sex with the customers for money.”

Ken Marino – Todd – Strip Club Owner
Jennifer Aniston – Rose O’Reilly