Weird Science

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Plot – Gary and Wyatt are two 16-year-old boys who can’t flirt with girls because of their shyness and awkwardness. One day,they have an idea: Wyatt is a computer’s master and,during a weekend when Gary’s parents are out of town,an authentic gorgeous girl breaks into the boy’s house. The two friends,who were discouraged and insecure until that moment,begin to take courage. Their amazing creature organizes a huge party and a crowd of classmates and unknown people participate. However,the party soon turns into a real mess.

Movie Info

Title Weird Science

Year 1985

Director John Hughes

GenreSci-Fi, Comedy, Romance

Top 15 Quotes of “Weird Science” Movie

“How ’bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?”

Bill Paxton – Chet Donnelly

“I can be a real serious bitch if I don’t get what I want.”

Kelly LeBrock – Lisa

“We can deal with shame, death is a much deeper issue.”

Anthony Michael Hall – Gary Wallace

“- Wyatt Donnelly: But it’s not so bad. We can hear the music.
– Gary Wallace: [sarcastically] We can hear the music, that’s great. Maybe if we put our noses to the door, we can smell the food!” Ilan Mitchell-Smith – Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall – Gary Wallace

“- Wyatt Donnelly: Gary, where the hell do you get that thing?
– Gary Wallace: It’s a squirt gun, man.
[suddenly, there’s a loud bang and a chandelier crashes to the ground. Both Gary Wallace and Wyatt Donnelly look terrified]”

Ilan Mitchell-Smith – Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall – Gary Wallace

– Dino: Tell me something. What’s a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this? Huh?
– Lisa: It’s purely sexual.
– Dino: No shit.
– Gary Wallace: She’s into malakas, Dino!
– Dino: “She’s into malakas!” Do you believe that?

John Kapelos – Dino
Kelly LeBrock – Lisa
Anthony Michael Hall – Gary Wallace

“- Wyatt: Gary?… By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
– Gary Wallace: [hesitates] Ceremonial.” Ilan Mitchell-Smith – Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall – Gary Wallace

“- Wyatt Donnelly: We’re in trouble Gary. This is highly illegal.
– Gary Wallace: We need more input. We gotta fill this thing up with data. We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt. I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize.” Ilan Mitchell-Smith – Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall – Gary Wallace

“- Wyatt Donnelly: Yeah, you can go in peace.
– Gary Wallace: Or you can stay and die. The choice is yours.” Ilan Mitchell-Smith – Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall – Gary Wallace

“- Gary Wallace: We’ll throw a huge party. I mean huge party! Everybody’s invited. Women everywhere. All these girls, they’re all there. Naked bodies everywhere. They all know my name.
– Wyatt Donnelly: Gary, Gary.
– Gary Wallace: What?
– Wyatt Donnelly: Nobody likes us. Nobody.”

Anthony Michael Hall – Gary Wallace
Ilan Mitchell-Smith – Wyatt Donnelly

“- Lisa: You okay?
– Gary Wallace: Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I’m perfect!” Kelly LeBrock – Lisa
Anthony Michael Hall – Gary Wallace

“- Lisa: Have you ever wondered how sad it is, that your son’s only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
– Lucy Wallace: Oh Garry! Oh my God!
– Gary Wallace: Ma, I never tossed off to anything!
– Lucy Wallace: You told me you were combing your hair!
– Gary Wallace: I was! I was!”

Kelly LeBrock – Lisa
Barbara Lang – Lucy Wallace
Anthony Michael Hall – Gary Wallace

“- Gary Wallace: Where’d your parents go anyway?
– Wyatt Donnelly: Cincinnati. They’re meeting the guy my sister wants to marry.
– Gary Wallace: Chloe? Who the hell would want to marry Chloe?
– Wyatt Donnelly: He’s studying to be a vet.
[he grimaces slightly, wondering if that has anything to do with it]”

Anthony Michael Hall – Gary Wallace
Ilan Mitchell-Smith – Wyatt Donnelly

“You know, there’s going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll… chips, dips, chains, whips… You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I’m not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.”

Kelly LeBrock – Lisa

“If you want be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.”

Kelly LeBrock – Lisa