Wedding Crashers

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Plot – Two divorce mediators – John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey – are business partners and lifelong friends. Especially in spring,they share with each other a peculiar hobby: they invite themselves to weddings. Whatever the nationality of the wedding reception is – Jewish,Italian,Irish,Chinese,Hindu – the charismatic and charming duo always has interesting stories to share with the guests,inevitably becoming the hit of every party. They apply their infallible “rule of infiltration” to meet and cheer women up,who are excited by the thought of marriage. At the end of another successful season of drinking among pages and bridesmaids,Jeremy finds out that the daughter of the Secretary of Treasury William Cleary is getting married. This marriage will be the event of the year in Washington. Once they are inside the luxurious reception,John and Jeremy immediately set their sights on the bridesmaids Claire and Gloria Cleary.

Movie Info

Title Wedding Crashers

Year 2005

Director David Dobkin

GenreComedy, Romance

Top 23 Quotes of “Wedding Crashers” Movie

“True love is your soul’s recognition of its counterpoint in another.”

Owen Wilson – John Beckwith

“You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.”

Owen Wilson – John Beckwith

“Love doesn’t exist, that’s what I’m trying to tell you guys. And I’m not picking on love, ’cause I don’t think friendship exists either.” Owen Wilson – John Beckwith

“- Secretary Cleary: Are you okay in here?
– Jeremy Grey: I was just having a bad dream.” Christopher Walken – Secretary Cleary
Vince Vaughn – Jeremy Grey

“You’re sitting there, you’re wondering, ‘do I have food on my face? Am I eating? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested?’ I’m not really… and when am i supposed to kiss her?” Vince Vaughn – Jeremy Grey

“- Randolph: You banging the daughter and the grandma? How much jam you got, man?
– Jeremy Grey: Jam, I…
– Randolph: Listen man, the family dog lives downstairs. I can wake him up for you if you like. His name is Snooky.”

Ron Canada – Randolph
Vince Vaughn – Jeremy Grey

“- John Beckwith: How long have you and the Secretary been married?
– Kathleen Cleary: 30 years next April.
– John Beckwith: That’s beautiful.
– Kathleen Cleary: Yeah. And we were faithful for two of them.”

Owen Wilson – John Beckwith
Jane Seymour – Kathleen Cleary

“- Jeremy Grey: Do you know what that awareness is, Gloria?
– Gloria Cleary: What?
– Jeremy Grey: That we’re all one. That separateness is an illusion.”

Vince Vaughn – Jeremy Grey
Isla Fisher – Gloria Cleary

“Don’t waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.”

Owen Wilson – John Beckwith

“- Jeremy Grey: How many times you gonna do this shit? Rule #32: you don’t commit to a relative unless you’re absolutely positive they have a pulse.
– John Beckwith: Rule #16: give me an up-to-date family tree. That was your mistake. You made me look like an idiot.” Vince Vaughn – Jeremy Grey
Owen Wilson – John Beckwith

“Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac.”

Will Ferrell – Chazz Reinhold

“I had an imaginary friend when I was kid, and his name was Shiloh! We used to play checkers with each other every day, and bless his heart, Shiloh would always let me win!”

Vince Vaughn – Jeremy Grey

“- Secretary Cleary: Once Sack and Claire tie the knot, two of the great American families, the Clearys and the Lodges, will finally unite.
– John Beckwith: And then of course you can challenge the Klingons for interstellar domination.”

Christopher Walken – Secretary Cleary
Owen Wilson – John Beckwith

“A friend in need is a pest.”

Vince Vaughn – Jeremy Grey

“- John Beckwith: Why can’t we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?
– Jeremy Grey: That’d be awesome. We could get something like big game. Even like a gorilla or a rhinoceros or a fucking human being! That’ll get you jacked up.”

Owen Wilson – John Beckwith
Vince Vaughn – Jeremy Grey

“- Jeremy Grey: Wow. Mr. Environmental is also a hunter. That’s got to be an interesting combination.
– Sack Lodge: I hunt quail, Jeremy. They’re overpopulated in this region and they’re decimating the grubworm population. You got a fucking problem with that?”

Vince Vaughn – Jeremy Grey
Bradley Cooper – Sack Lodge

The guy wants to run for president, he thinks “Moby Dick” is a venereal disease.

Christopher Walken – Secretary Cleary

“- John Beckwith: For longer than I care to remember, my business has been crashing weddings. I crashed weddings to meet girls. Business was good. I met a lot of girls. It was childish and it was juvenile.
– Claire Cleary: And pathetic.”

Owen Wilson – John Beckwith
Rachel McAdams – Claire Cleary

“- Jeremy Grey: I didn’t get a lot of sleep last night.
– John Beckwith: Soft mattress?
– Jeremy Grey: Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep.”

Vince Vaughn – Jeremy Grey
Owen Wilson – John Beckwith

“But that wife of his, Eleanor… big dyke! Huge dyke. A real rug muncher. Looked like a big lesbian mule.” Ellen Albertini Dow – Grandma Mary Cleary

“- Jeremy Grey: Todd, I notice you haven’t even touched your food yet.
– Todd Cleary: I don’t eat meat or fish.
– Grandma Mary Cleary: He’s a homo.”

Vince Vaughn – Jeremy Grey
Keir O’Donnell – Todd Cleary
Ellen Albertini Dow – Grandma Mary Cleary

“- Woman at Jewish Reception: You were crying.
– John Beckwith: Oh shit! You weren’t supposed to see that. Now you probably think I’m a big pussy.
– Woman at Jewish Reception: No, you were so sweet.”

Tanaya Nicole – Woman at Jewish Reception
Owen Wilson – John Beckwith

“- Chazz Reinhold: So how’s my protégé?
– John Beckwith: Jeremy, believe it or not, is getting married!
– Chazz Reinhold: What? What an idiot! What a loser! Good! Good! More for you and me.”

Will Ferrell – Chazz Reinhold
Owen Wilson – John Beckwith