Watchmen

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Title Watchmen

Year 2009

Director Zack Snyder

GenreDrama, Sci-Fi, Mystery, Action

Top 25 Quotes of “Watchmen” Movie

“Funny, ancient pharaohs looked forward to the end of the world. Hoping the cadavers would rise, and reclaim hearts from golden jars. Must currently be holding breath in anticipation.”

Jackie Earle Haley – Rorschach

“Justice is coming to all of us, no matter what the fuck we do. You know, mankind’s been trying to kill each other off since the beginning of time.”

Jeffrey Dean Morgan – Edward Blake

“The existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon.”

Billy Crudup – Jon Osterman

“What, in life, does not deserve celebrating?”

Matthew Goode – Adrian Veidt

“They claim their labors are to build a heaven, yet their heaven is populated by horrors. Perhaps the world is not made. Perhaps nothing is made. A clock without a craftsman. It’s too late. Always has been, always will be. Too late.”

Billy Crudup – Dr. Manhattan

“- Laurie Jupiter: The most powerful thing in the universe… still just a puppet.
– Jon Osterman: We are all puppets.”

Malin Akerman – Laurie Jupiter
Billy Crudup – Jon Osterman

“- Dan Dreiberg: I’m not the one still hiding behind a mask.
– Rorschach: No. You’re hiding in plain sight.”

Patrick Wilson – Dan Dreiberg
Jackie Earle Haley – Rorschach

“- Laurie Jupiter: Everyone will die!
– Jon Osterman: And the universe will not even notice.”

Malin Akerman – Laurie Jupiter
Billy Crudup – Jon Osterman

“- Dan Dreiberg: Adrian’s a pacifist. He’s a vegetarian, for chrissakes. He’s never killed anyone in his life.
– Rorschach: Hitler was vegetarian.”

Patrick Wilson – Dan Dreiberg
Jackie Earle Haley – Rorschach

“Miracles by their definition are meaningless, only what can happen does happen.”

Billy Crudup – Jon Osterman

I heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town”. Man bursts into tears. “But doctor, I am Pagliacci”.

Jackie Earle Haley -Rorschach

“Once a man has seen society’s black underbelly, he can never turn his back on it. Never pretend, like you do, that it doesn’t exist.”

Jackie Earle Haley – Rorschach

“We can do so much more. We can save this world with the right leadership.”

Matthew Goode – Adrian Veidt

“A live human body and a deceased human body have the same number of particles. Structurally there’s no difference.”

Billy Crudup – Jon Osterman

“- Jon Osterman: What is this? Another ultimate weapon?
– Adrian Veidt: Yes. You could say that.” Billy Crudup – Jon Osterman
Matthew Goode – Adrian Veidt

“I have cancer. You know the kind you eventually get better from?
That ain’t the kind I got.”

Matt Frewer – Edgar Jacobi

“- Laurie Jupiter: I can’t even tell if he really cares about me anymore, or if he’s just pretending.
– Dan Dreiberg: If he’s pretending, it’s because he cares.” Malin Akerman – Laurie Jupiter
Patrick Wilson – Dan Dreiberg

“It doesn’t take a genius to see that the world has problems.”

Matthew Goode – Adrian Veidt

“God didn’t kill that little girl. Fate didn’t butcher her and destiny didn’t feed her to those dogs. If God saw what any of us did that night he didn’t seem to mind. From then on, I knew God doesn’t make the world this way. We do.”

Jackie Earle Haley -Rorschach

“Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon.”

Jackie Earle Haley -Rorschach

“I am looking at the stars. They are so far away, and their light takes so long to reach us. All we ever see of stars is their old photographs.”

Billy Crudup – Jon Osterman

“Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.”

Jeffrey Dean Morgan – Edward Blake

“Miracles. Events with astronomical odds of occurring, like oxygen turning into gold. I neglect that in human coupling, millions upon millions of cells compete to create life, for generation after generation until, finally, your mother loves a man and out of that contradiction, against unfathomable odds, it’s you, only you, that emerged. To…”

Billy Crudup – Jon Osterman

“I’m 67 years old. Every day, the future looks a little bit darker. But the past, even the grimy parts of it, keep on getting brighter.”

Carla Gugino – Sally Jupiter

“A world united in peace, there had to be sacrifice.”

Matthew Goode – Adrian Veidt