Wanda Sykes

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Author Information

Name
Wanda
Last name
Sykes
Born
March 7, 1974
Gender
female
Nationality
North American
Profession
scriptwriter, comedian, actor, voice actor
Zodiac sign
Pisces

Wanda Sykes Movies

Wanda Sykes movie quotes, phrases and lines

From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course

“- Granny: I hate llamas. They spit and smell bad.
– Diego: So do you.
– Crash and Eddie: So do we!”
Wanda Sykes – Granny
Denis Colin Leary – Diego
Seann William Scott – Crash
Josh Peck – Eddie

From the movie: A Bad Moms Christmas

“Your mom was probably pretty normal before she had you. But then you were born. And you didn’t sleep for six months. So she didn’t sleep for six months. And you refused to eat. And when you did eat, you would barf all over her clothes. And that made your Mom a little crazy. And then you fell off your bike and broke your arm. And then you got…”
Wanda Sykes – Dr. Karl

From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course

“- Sid: Hurry, Granny!
– Granny: Don’t you hurry me! I’ve been struck by lightning more times…
– [suddenly a lightning strikes her and she’s knocked down unconscious]
– Sid: Manny!
– [another lightning hits Granny and she stands up again as if nothing has happened]
– Granny: …than you’ve had hot breakfasts!”
John Leguizamo – Sid
Wanda Sykes – Granny

From the movie: Snatched

“- Emily Middleton: Let’s go out tonight. Hair, makeup, boobs… we’re going out!
– Linda Middleton: Emily, I am not going out at night.
– Emily Middleton: Everything shouldn’t be so scary.
– Ruth: Oh, it damn well should. One in four tourists are kidnapped.
– Emily Middleton: Not true.
– Ruth: One, two, three… Somebody’s missing.”
Amy Schumer – Emily Middleton
Goldie Hawn – Linda Middleton
Wanda Sykes – Ruth

From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course

“That plan is so dumb I wish it had a face so I could smack it.”
Wanda Sykes – Granny

From the animation: Over the Hedge

“- Stella: So, you got a name?
– Tiger: Yes. It is a Persian name, for I am Persian. I was born Prince Tigeriess Mahmood Shabaz.
– Stella: Ooh, that’s a mouthful. Can I just call you Tiger?”
Wanda Sykes – Stella
Omid Djalili – Tiger

From the movie: Monster-in-Law

“Fix your hair. You look like a damn cockatoo.”
Wanda Sykes – Ruby

From the movie: Evan Almighty

“- Evan Baxter: These birds had a big meal earlier.
– Rita: Want me to get my BB gun?”
Steve Carrell – Evan Baxter
Wanda Sykes – Rita

From the movie: Monster-in-Law

“I think you dislocated my vagina.”

Wanda Sykes – Ruby

From the movie: Evan Almighty

“If that comes out your front, I don’t even want to know what’s coming out the back.”

Wanda Sykes – Rita

From the movie: Monster-in-Law

“- Viola Fields: I cannot believe she compared me to Gertrude!
– Ruby: I know. Now that’s just wrong.
– Viola Fields: Thank You.
– Ruby: You are far worse. I don’t recall Gertrude ever trying to poison you. And I’m pretty sure she wore black to your wedding.”
Jane Seymour Fonda – Viola Fields
Wanda Sykes – Ruby

From the movie: Monster-in-Law

“- Viola Fields: That slut is practically throwing herself on him!
– Ruby: I don’t blame her, that boy’s one fine piece of ass!”
Jane Seymour Fonda – Viola Fields
Wanda Sykes – Ruby

From the movie: Pootie Tang

“You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some whores, that she’s hookin?”
Wanda Sykes – Biggie Shorty