Waiting

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Plot – It is dinner shift at the Shenanigan. Dan is an incompetent supervisor and entrusts the apprentice Mitch to Monty,an easygoing man that looks for girls for a one-night-stand. The waiter Dean feels he is wasting his life,so Dan offers him the position of assistant manager,giving him time till midnight to decide. Other waiters,chefs and helpers have their problems and personalities,and the kitchen hand Bishop is their confessor. During the shift,Monty will learn something,Dean will make up his mind,Dan will play with an almost-eighteen-year-old girl; the clients will be punished,the boys will act homophobic but the girls will not,and Mitch will have last say.

Movie Info

Title Waiting

Original title Waiting…

Year 2005

Director Rob McKittrick

GenreComedy

Top 10 Quotes of “Waiting” Movie

“She broke the cardinal rule. Don’t fuck with people that handle your food.”

Ryan Reynolds – Monty

“Well you know what they say… birds of a feather flock to vagina.”

Ryan Reynolds – Monty

“If you wanna work here, in this restaurant, I really think that you need to ask yourself one simple question. How do you feel about frontal male nudity?”

Ryan Reynolds – Monty

“With women, it’s always one of two things. Either they won’t sleep with you, and then there’s really no need to ever call them again. Or they do sleep with you… and then there’s really no need to ever call them again.”

Ryan Reynolds – Monty

“This is gonna be that kind of a party that I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potato!”

Luis Guzmán – Raddimus

“I’ll have a single shot of whiskey, and a double shot of whiskey and she’ll have a water. Oh, what the hell, it’s our anniversary. bring her a pepsi.”

J.D. Evermore – Redneck

“- Monty: Everyone knows that I’m orally fixated and you can’t deny that I played your vagina like a violin!
– Serena: As if that somehow negates the fact that once we moved past foreplay you turned into the little engine that couldn’t hold it’s load?”

Ryan Reynolds – Monty
Anna Faris – Serena

“You’re the coolest fucking guy at Shenaniganz. That’s like being the smartest kid with down syndrome!”

John Francis Daley – Mitch

“- Dan: We need to seize the day!
– Floyd: Yeah! Carpe deez nuts! God I can’t wait to quit this job!”

David Koechner – Dan
Dane Cook – Floyd

“Well, Alzheimer’s can’t be all bad. You get to meet new people every day.”

Ryan Reynolds – Monty