Wagons East

Plot – Prosperity town inhabitants move to the east to find happiness. Harlow leads the caravan but he doesn’t have the sense of direction,so the caravan takes the wrong road and meets some bandits.

Movie Info

Title Wagons East

Year 1994

Director Peter Markle

GenreComedy, Adventure, Western

Top 7 Quotes of “Wagons East” Movie

“- River Townsman: Ma’am, you people are crazy!
– Belle: Crazy? What do you mean, crazy? Because we risked out lives crossing a river instead of staying on the other side? Because we have faith in ourselves? Because we believe in wagonmaster who gave us the courage and the confidence to do things we never thought we could have done?
– River…”

Joe Bays – River Townsman
Ellen Greene – Belle

“I was a field surgeon during the war. We’d work long hours. We’d eat while we operated. One time, there’s this young soldier I was trying to save, he took a cannonball in the stomach. After 18 hours of surgery, I did it. Never felt better in my life. Until, just like that, the patient dies. Turns out I left half a bologna sandwich in his lung.”

Richard Lewis – Phil Taylor

“When I was ten-years-old, I killed my best friend, Tommy Hanley. All the folks in town thought he died of falling out a tree. But the fact of the matter is, I beat him with a club and drug him in the woods so’s it’d look that way.”

David Dunard – Harry Bob Ferguson

“- John Slade: The name’s Slade.
– Julian Rogers: Super. Here’s an idea. Why don’t you spell it out for me so I can get it right on your tombstone.”

Ed Lauter – John Slade
John C. McGinley – Julian

“- Phil Taylor: Let’s just give up. Let’s get out of here. Let’s get ourselves a wagon master and go home. Let’s go east. What do you say?
– Cattle Rustler: I say you’re a bunch of gutless lily-livered, yellow-belly eastern sissies. All you’ve done since you got here was whine and complain. Now why don’t you go back and leave the west to the real…”

Richard Lewis – Phil Taylor
John Dennis Johnston – Cattle Rustler

“- Belle: Bastard!
– John Slade: Could be. I don’t know if my ma and pa were married. I killed my pa before I could ask.” Ellen Greene – Belle
Ed Lauter – John Slade

“Goodbye, my friends. Remember, if you’re ever in my country again, I’ll have to kill you. I’m serious.”

Rodney A. Grant – Little Feather