Vegas Vacation

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Plot – Clark Wilhelm Griswold Jr. and his family decide to organize an unforgettable holiday in the capital of gambling,where they meet wacky characters. This is a vacation they won’t forget soon.

Movie Info

Title Vegas Vacation

Year 1997

Director Stephen Kessler

GenreComedy, Family

Top 31 Quotes of “Vegas Vacation” Movie

“- Wayne Newton: Very special lady.
– Clark Griswold: That’s why I entered into the sacred bond of marriage with her.” Wayne Newton – Wayne Newton
Chevy Chase – Clark Griswold

“You’re in food preservatives? What a gas.”

Wayne Newton – Wayne Newton

“I don’t care if you ruined my life. I love you!”

Miriam Flynn – Cousin Catherine

“- Cousin Eddie: I haven’t seen a beatin’ like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.
– Clark Griswold: Thanks for the pick me up Eddie.”

Randy Quaid – Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase – Clark Griswold

“Nice place for a pearl necklace.” Chevy Chase – Clark Griswold

“It is a blazer out there. You’re lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended.”

Randy Quaid – Cousin Eddie

“Don’t think unnatural thoughts about your cousin, Russ.” Chevy Chase – Clark Griswold

“I’ll have some of that there yella’… and don’t you get cheap on me ya hear?” Randy Quaid – Cousin Eddie

“Bet with the bank. Bet with the player. Nine is a natural.” Chevy Chase – Clark Griswold

“- Clark Griswold: Audrey! What are you doing? Ten years of tap dancing lessons and this is the way you repay us?
– Audrey Griswold: What? You told me to get a summer job.” Chevy Chase – Clark Griswold
Marisol Nichols – Audrey Griswold

“Sorry, my pen burst in the… altitude.” Chevy Chase – Clark Griswold

“You don’t know when to quit, do ya Griswold?… Here’s an idea: why don’t you give me half the money your were gonna bet, then we’ll go out back, I’ll kick you in the nuts, and we’ll call it a day!”

Wallace Shawn – Marty

“- Pit Boss: No, uh, corrective lenses tonight?
– Rusty: No, I do not require them.” S.A. Griffin – Pit Boss
Ethan Embry – Rusty

“- Rusty: Dad?
– Clark Griswold: In a minute Russ.
– Clark Griswold [talking to Cousin Eddie]: You see the promise of material possesions can often blind one to…
– Clark Griswold: [Rusty taps Clark on the arm] What is it, Russ?
– Rusty: Those four cars over there… they’re mine.
– Clark Griswold: What do you mean they’re… they’re yours?
-…”

Ethan Embry – Rusty Griswold
Chevy Chase – Clark Griswold

“Who knew, my sister has the legs of a thoroughbred? Am I right?”

Ethan Embry – Rusty Griswold

“Have you ever swam with the dolphins? Them things are hard to catch!” Randy Quaid – Cousin Eddie

“- Hoover Dam Guide: Welcome everyone. I am your dam guide, Arnie. Now I’m about to take you through a fully funtional power plant, so please, no one wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?
– Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?”

John Finnegan – Arty, the Hoover Dam Guide
Randy Quaid – Cousin Eddie

“Isn’t there legalized prostitution?” Ethan Embry – Rusty Griswold

“Oh My God! It’s Wayne Newton! Can I be your bodyguard? I’d die for ya.”

Randy Quaid – Cousin Eddie

“- Rusty: Holy crap, Wayne Newton’s hittin’ on mom!
– Clark Griswold: It’s all part of the act, Russ.”

Ethan Embry – Rusty Griswold
Chevy Chase – Clark Griswold

“- Marty: Come on, Griswold, You think that sign is there to hold the table down?
– Clark Griswold: What can I do with five dollars?
– Marty: Gee, I don’t know. Buy a bullet and rent a gun?” Wallace Shawn – Marty
Chevy Chase – Clark Griswold

“- Ellen Griswold: Oh my Lord… Rusty!
– Girl in Hot Tub: Oh, you must be lost. This is Mr. Pappagiorgio.
– Clark Griswold: His name is not Pappagiorgio! His name is Rusty Griswold and he’s a C+ student! Now out of the pool, let’s go young man! Now!” Beverly D’Angelo – Ellen Griswold
Hayley Mortison – Girl in the Hot tub
Chevy Chase – Clark Griswold

“Where the hell is the damn dam tour?”

Chevy Chase – Clark Griswold

“Pick a number? ! I’m great at that! Coin toss!! Eddie, these are my games!!” Chevy Chase – Clark Griswold

“Clark, its not the way it looks. We were just having pasta.” Beverly D’Angelo – Ellen Griswold

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