Varsity Blues

Plot – In Texas the only chance guys have to leave the desolated suburb they live in is to become professional football players,while the girls can only aspire to become their lovers. Mox is 18 and loves playing football,but soon he realizes life isn’t a fight on the football field or scoring a touchdown. If he wants to be fulfilled,he has to study hard and to get a good job.

Movie Info

Title Varsity Blues

Year 1999

Director Brian Robbins

GenreDrama, Comedy, Romance, Sport

Top 16 Quotes of “Varsity Blues” Movie

“I don’t want your life!” James Van Der Beek – Mox

“Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict.”

Jon Voight – Coach Kilmer

“- Mox: I’m a good boy. I’ve always been good. What’s my upside to being good?
[looks at box of condoms]
– Mox: I mean I’m 18 years old, it’s not like I’m married to her. She invited me over. I’m just being polite, right Kyle?
– Mox: Kyle?
– Kyle Moxon: I only answer to one name. I am the Great and Honorable Al-Ali Akbar Shabaz Da.
– Mox:…”

James Van Der Beek – Mox
Joe Pichler – Kyle Moxon

“- Tweeter: Hey you wanna see the new Tweeter end zone dance?
[Tweeter dances]
– Tweeter: You know what it’s called?
– Mox: What?
– Tweeter: The new tweeter end zone dance.”

Scott Caan – Tweeter
James Van Der Beek – Mox

“- Mox: The male erection? Pitchin’ a tent, sportin’ a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on…
– Miss Davis: That’s good…
– Mox: Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack’s magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger… and, uh, Pedro.” James Van Der Beek – Mox
Tonie Perensky – Miss Davis

“We can’t be afraid to lose. There’s no room for fear in this game!” James Van Der Beek – Mox

Before this game started, Kilmer said “48 minutes for the next 48 years of your life”. I say “fuck that”. All right? Fuck that. Let’s go out there, and we play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes, and we leave it all out on the field. We have the rest of our lives to be mediocre, but we have the opportunity to play like gods for the next… James Van Der Beek – Mox

“- Tweeter: Will you listen to me? Women are all just panty droppers. You understand? That’s it.
– Mox: What?
– Tweeter: Listen. You give ’em Percocet, two Vicoden and a couple of beers, and the panties fall off. This is nice. It’s very nice.
– Mox: It’s nice?
– Tweeter: It’s nice.
– Mox: Tweeter, you think you’ll enjoy prison?
– Tweeter: [not…”

Scott Caan – Tweeter
James Van Der Beek – Mox

“In America, we have laws. Laws against killing, laws against stealing. And it is just accepted that as a member of American society, you will live by these laws. In West Canaan, Texas, there is another society which has it’s own laws. Football is a way of life.”

James Van Der Beek – Mox

“The hard work of so many, sacrificed by the disrespect of few.”

Jon Voight – Coach Kilmer

“I’m gonna go to jail!” Scott Caan – Tweeter

“Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?” Ron Lester – Billy Bob

“- Coach Kilmer: Give him the shot!
– Mox: If you give him that shot, you can find yourself another fucking quarterback.
– Coach Kilmer: You about ready to lose that scholarship, boy?
– Mox: If it keeps that needle out of his leg? Absolutely.
– Coach Kilmer: Good.
– Mox: Fuck it, I’m out.” Jon Voight – Coach Kilmer
James Van Der Beek – Mox

“- Tweeter: Say I’m stupid and I’m about to get hit in the nuts.
– Billy Bob: That’s funny.
– Tweeter: Ain’t it funny? That’s what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America’s funniest shots in the nuts.”

Scott Caan – Tweeter
Ron Lester – Billy Bob

“She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw.”

Scott Caan – Tweeter

“- Billy Bob: I sure do love that dog.
– Mox: I think it’s a pig.
– Billy Bob: Yeah.”

Ron Lester – Billy Bob
James Van Der Beek – Mox