The Simpsons


Movie Info

Title The Simpsons

Year 1989

Creators James L. Brooks,Matt Groening,Sam Simon

Genre Comedy, Family, Animation

Top 27 Quotes of “The Simpsons” Movie

“- Lisa Simpson: History is written by the winners, Dad.
– Homer Simpson: I thought it was written by losers.”

Yeardley Smith – Lisa Simpson
Dan Castellaneta – Homer Simpson

“Okay, I’m going to keep this short. Friends, family, religion. These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Any questions?” Harry Shearer – Mr. Burns

“- Captain McCallister: I’ll need three ships and fifty stout men. We’ll sail around the Horn and return with spices and silk, the likes of which ye have never seen.
– Mr. Burns: We are building a casino!
– Captain McCallister: Ar… Can you give me 5 minutes?”

Hank Azaria – Captain McCallister
Harry Shearer – Mr. Burns

“- Homer Simpson: Oh no, Aliens! Well, I suppose you want to probe me, might as well get it over with.
– Kang: Stop! [tentacles quiver] We’ve reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us…”

Dan Castellaneta – Homer Simpson
Harry Shearer – Kang

“If these Celebrities didn’t want people going through their garbage or saying they’re Gay, they should not have expressed themselves creatively…” Dan Castellaneta – Homer Simpson

“- Lisa Simpson: Dad, just for once don’t you want to try something new?
– Homer Simpson: Oh Lisa, trying is just the first step toward failure.”

Yeardley Smith – Lisa Simpson
Dan Castellaneta – Homer Simpson

“Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.”

Julie Kavner – Marge Simpson

“- Dr Hibbert: We can’t fix your heart, but thanks to modern technology we can tell you exactly how damaged it is!
– Homer Simpson: What an age we live in!”

Harry Shearer – Dr Hibbert
Dan Castellaneta – Homer Simpson

“Kids are great! You can teach them to hate what you hate!”

Dan Castellaneta – Homer Simpson

“Today we are gathered to put a stop to something that would have been considered innocent 100 years ago, but which in today’s litigious society has been blown completely out of proportion.” Hank Azaria – Superintendent Chalmers

“[referring to his monkey Mr. Teeny]
We’re going to drop him out of a helicopter and see what happens!
[Pats Mr. Teeny]
Aw, don’t worry. Nothing’s going to happen to you, Mr. Teeny Number 7.”

Dan Castellaneta – Krusty the Clown

“- Bart Simpson: Dad, I can’t believe you’re risking my life to save your own.
– Homer Simpson: Son, you’ll understand one day, when you have kids.”

Nancy Cartwright – Bart Simpson
Dan Castellaneta – Homer Simpson

“- Bart Simpson: I’m done working. Working is for chumps.
– Homer Simpson: Son, I’m proud of you. I was twice your age before I figured that out.”

Nancy Cartwright – Bart Simpson
Dan Castellaneta – Homer Simpson

“- Lisa Simpson: I could say this rock keeps tigers away!
– Homer Simpson: Oh yeah, how does it work?
– Lisa Simpson: It doesn’t. It’s just a stupid rock! But I don’t see any tigers around here, do you?
– Homer Simpson: Lisa, I’d like to buy your rock…”

Yeardley Smith – Lisa Simpson
Dan Castellaneta – Homer Simpson

“- Milhouse Van Houten: Mrs Krabappel? How will we know if we fall in love?
– Edna Krabappel: Don’t worry children. Most of you will never fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone!”

Pamela Hayden – Milhouse Van Houten
Marcia Wallace – Edna Krabappel

“Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.”

Dan Castellaneta – Homer Simpson

“- Bart Simpson: Tell us a story, Grampa, you’ve led an interesting life.
– Grampa: That’s a lie and you know it! But I have seen a lot of movies…”

Nancy Cartwright – Bart Simpson
Dan Castellaneta – Grampa

“- Homer Simpson: [blundering into a movie’s casting session] Hello, can I have change for a dollar? Also, can I have a dollar?
– Comic Book Guy: You. Are. Acceptable!
– Homer Simpson: Great, would you like to see me naked?
– Hollywood Casting Lady: Oh, there’s no nudity in this movie.
– Homer Simpson: What movie?”

Dan Castellaneta – Homer Simpson
Hank Azaria – Comic Book Guy

“- Marge Simpson: Sitting that close to the TV is bad for your health.
– Homer Simpson: Talking to me while I’m watching TV is bad for your health.”

Julie Kavner – Marge Simpson
Dan Castellaneta – Homer Simpson

“There’s no justice like angry-mob justice.”

Harry Shearer – Principal Skinner

“Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk.”

Dan Castellaneta – Homer Simpson

“[Lisa Simpson is strangling her brother] Lisa, no! Your hands are too weak. [begins strangling Bart Simpson]”

Dan Castellaneta – Homer Simpson

“Welcome to Santa’s Village, where it’s Christmas everyday! Closed on Christmas.”

Harry Shearer – Elf

“In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.”

Dan Castellaneta – Homer Simpson

“- Barney: I’m just saying that when we die, there’ll be a planet for the French, a planet for the Germans, and we’ll all be a lot happier!
– Lisa Simpson: Mr Gumble, you’re upsetting me!
– Barney: No I’m not!”

Dan Castellaneta – Barney
Yeardley Smith – Lisa Simpson

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