The Italian Job

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Plot – After stealing a treasure from a Venetian palace, Charlie’s gang realizes to have a traitor within who is escaped with the loot. Now Steve the accomplice, Lyle the computer genius, Handsome Rob the driver, Left Ear the explosives expert and John Bridger the veteran safecracker chase the traitor in California. They are joined then by Stella, a beautiful burglar. When the group is in town, they plan to manipulate the LA traffic system to create the biggest traffic jam in the history of the city.

Movie Info

Title The Italian Job

Year 2003

Director F. Gary Gray

GenreCrime,Thriller,Action

Top 14 Quotes of “The Italian Job” Movie

“That’s Lyle. He’s my computer genius. You know he’s who really invented Napster? At least that’s how Lyle tells it. Said Shawn Fanning was his roommate in college and stole his idea.”

Mark Wahlberg – Charlie Croker

“- Lyle: I’m getting a NAD T770 digital decoder with 70-watt amps and Burr-Brown DACs.
– Left Ear: [confused] Yeah…
– Lyle: It’s a big stereo. Speakers so loud, they blow women’s clothes off!
– Handsome Rob: Now you’re talking!”
Seth Green – Lyle
Jason Statham – Left Ear
Jason Statham – Handsome Rob

– Left Ear: [reading from a guide book] “Learn the language of poetry, art, romance, sex”.
– Handsome Rob: Unlike you, my friend, I don’t need a guide book.
Yasiin Bey – Left Ear
Jason Statham – Handsome Rob

– John Bridger: Fine? You know what “fine” stands for, don’t you?
– Charlie Croker: Yeah, unfortunately.
– John Bridger: Freaked out…
– Charlie Croker: Insecure…
– John Bridger: Neurotic…
– Charlie Croker: And emotional.
Donald Sutherland – John Bridger
Mark Wahlberg – Charlie Croker

“There are two kinds of thieves in this world: the ones who steal to enrich their lives, and those who steal to define their lives. Don’t be the latter. Makes you miss out on what’s really important in this life.”
Donald Sutherland – John Bridger

“- Charlie Croker: We set?
– Lyle: Yeah. I’ve enhanced the viewing matrix to track both the Cartesian coordinates and three altitude angles to give the exact position and orientation of our baby.
– Left Ear: We’re in Italy. Speak English.”
Mark Wahlberg – Charlie Croker
Seth Green – Lyle
Yasiin Bey – Left Ear

“If there’s one thing I know, it’s never to mess with mother nature, mother in-laws and, mother freaking Ukrainians.”
Gawtti – Skinny Pete

“You’ve got no imagination. You couldn’t even decide what to do with all that money, so you had to buy what everybody else wanted.”
Mark Wahlberg – Charlie Croker

“- First Detective: Do you always work in the dark?
– Stella Bridger: Makes me feel like I’m alone.”
Jimmy Shubert – First Detective
Charlize Theron – Stella Bridger

“Sending presents doesn’t make you a good father.”
Donald Sutherland – John Bridger

“- Steve: Still don’t trust me?
– Stella Bridger: I trust everyone. It’s the devil inside them I don’t trust.”
Edward Norton – Steve
Charlize Theron – Stella Bridger

“- John Bridger: I’m sending you something.
– Stella Bridger: Does it smell nice?
– John Bridger: No. But it’s sparkly.
– Stella Bridger: Does it have a receipt?”

Donald Sutherland – John Bridger
Charlize Theron – Stella Bridger

“Becky, huh? Nice name. I wonder what she calls the other one.”

Seth Green – Lyle

“- Steve: So if I was to ask you out for dinner, would I be the first one of your customers to ever do that?
– Stella Bridger: Did you ask your last cable repair guy out to dinner?
– Steve: No. But the last one was like three hundred pounds and had a handlebar mustache, not exactly my type.”
Edward Norton – Steve
Charlize Theron – Stella Bridger