The Emperor’s New Groove

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Plot – The spoiled and arrogant young Emperor Kuzco easily fires his loyal employees and expropriates their lands for his own whim. But once turned into a llama at the hands of his evil counselor Yzma,young Kuzco soon learns that real life is very different from that of the palace and understands the value of friendship thanks to the good-natured Pacha,to whom he wanted to expropriate the house so he could build his new pool. Kuzco adherence to a new order of values doesn’t happen without obstacles and the Emperor often proves reluctant to accept his new condition of llama.

Movie Info

Title The Emperor’s New Groove

Year 2000

Director Mark Dindal

Genre Comedy, Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Animation

Top 27 Quotes of “The Emperor’s New Groove” Movie

“Maybe I’m just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn’t you say?” David Spade – Kuzco

“- Pacha: For the last time, it was not a kiss!
– Kuzco: Well, whatever you call it, it was disgusting! And to think, if you’d done what I ordered you to do in the first place, we all could have been spared your little kiss of life!” David Spade – Kuzco
John Goodman – Patcha

“I got a little secret for you. Come here. No, closer. I don’t make deals with peasants!”

David Spade – Kuzco

“- Pacha: Someday, you’re gonna wind up all alone, and you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.
– Kuzko: Thanks for that. I’ll log that away.”

John Goodman – Patcha
David Spade – Kuzco

“Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives… I’ll smash it with a hammer! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!” Eartha Kitt – Yzma

“- Pacha: I thought you were a changed man.
– Kuzco: Come on, I had to say something to get you to take me back to the palace.
– Pacha: So all of it was a lie?”

John Goodman – Patcha
David Spade – Kuzco

“- Pacha: We’re on our honeymoon.
– Waitress: Bless you for coming out in public..” John Goodman – Patcha
Patti Deutsch – Waitress

“- Kuzco: Look, I’m sorry for tossing you out the window earlier.
– Old Man: Oh, it’s not the first time I was tossed out of a window, and it won’t be the last. What can I say? I’m a rebel.”

David Spade – Kuzco
John Fiedler – Old Man

“This is Yzma, the emperor’s advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.”

David Spade – Kuzco

“Whoa! Look at those wrinkles. What is holding this woman together?” David Spade – Kuzco

“Our moment of triumph approaches! Ha ha ha ha ha! It’s dinner time!”

Eartha Kitt – Yzma

“- Kuzco: No, no! Don’t drop it!
– Yzma Kitty: I’m not going to drop it, you fool! I’m going to drink it! And once I turn back into my beautiful self I’m going to kill you.”

David Spade – Kuzco
Mark Dindal – Yzma Kitty

“- Yzma: What?! A llama?! He’s supposed to be dead!
– Kronk: Yeah, weird.
– Yzma: Let me see that vial.
– Yzma: This isn’t poison! This is extract of…. llama! Oooh..
– Kronk: You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about re-labeling some of them.” Eartha Kitt – Yzma
Patrick Warburton – Kronk

“I am one hungry king of the world.”

David Spade – Kuzco

“- Pacha: We shook hands on it!
– Kuzko: You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is… you need hands.” John Goodman – Patcha
David Spade – Kuzco

“- Patcha: There’s two people in there looking for you.
– Kuzco: Who?
– Pacha: A big guy and a skinny old woman.
– Kuzco: Wait, was this woman scary beyond all reason?”

John Goodman – Patcha
David Spade – Kuzco

“- Pacha: What happened?
– Old Man: Well, I threw off the Emperor’s groove.
– Pacha: What?
– Old Man: His groove! The rhythm in which he lives his life. His pattern of behavior. I threw it off. And the Emperor had me thrown out the window.”

John Goodman – Patcha
John Fiedler – Old Man

“- Pacha: That’s for going back on your promise!
– Kuzco: Yeah! And that’s for kidnapping me and taking me back to your village! Which I’m still gonna destroy, by the way. Hehehe. No touchy!” John Goodman – Kuzco
David Spade – Patcha

“- Kuzco: Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn’t as nice as I should have been. But, Yzma, do you really want to kill me?
– Yzma: Just think of it as you’re being let go, that your life’s going in a different direction, that your body’s part of a permanent outplacement.
– Kronk: Hey, that’s kinda like what he said to you when you got fired.
– Yzma: I…”

Patrick Warburton – Kronk
Eartha Kitt – Yzma
David Spade – Kuzco

“- Pacha: Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you? I was always taught that there was some good in everyone, but, oh, you proved me wrong.
– Kuzco: Oh, boo-hoo. Now I feel really bad. Bad llama.
– Pacha: I could’ve let you die out there in that jungle, and then all my problems would be over.
– Kuzco: Well, that makes you ugly and…”

David Spade – Kuzco
John Goodman – Patcha

“- Yzma: That’s it, Kronk! Break the door down!
– Kronk: Break it down? Are ya kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany!”

Eartha Kitt – Yzma
Patrick Warburton – Kronk

“When I give the word, your little town thingy will be bye-bye. Bye-bye!”

David Spade – Kuzco

“- Kuzco: Oh, and by the way, you’re fired.
– Yzma: Fired? W-W-What do you mean, fired?
– Kuzco: Um, how else can I say it? You’re being let go. Your department’s being downsized. You’re part of an outplacement. We’re going in a different direction. We’re not picking up your option. Take your pick. I got more.”

David Spade – Kuzco
Eartha Kitt – Yzma

“Let’s take a look-see. Hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes. Yikes. Yikes. And, let me guess, you have a great personality.” David Spade – Kuzco

“- Kuzco: When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
– Pacha: Well, that’s funny. Because I thought that you going into the jungle by yourself, being chased by jaguars, lying to me to take you back to the palace were all really bad ideas.
– Kuzco: Oh, yeah. Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.”

David Spade – Kuzco
John Goodman – Patcha

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