South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

Plot – The for imps of South Park destroy their charming town. The occasion is the projection of “Asses of Fire”,a Canadian R rated movie,which the mischievous kids don’t want to miss. Stan,Cartman,Kyle and Kenny sneakly enter the theatre and enjoy the performances of their idols,who crank out bad songs and language. Their actions cause a chain reaction that leads Canada and the United States really close to war.

Movie Info

Title South Park: Bigger,Longer and Uncut

Original title South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

Year 1999

Director Trey Parker

Genre Comedy, Fantasy, Animation

Top 16 Quotes of “South Park: Bigger,Longer and Uncut” Movie

“I don’t trust any animal that bleeds for a week and doesn’t die!”

“We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.” George Clooney – Dr. Gouache

“Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don’t say any naughty words! That’s what this war is all about!” Mary Kay Bergman – Sheila Broflovski

“- Stan Marsh: Chef, how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?
– Chef: Oh, that’s easy. You just gotta find the clitoris.”

Trey Parker -Stan Marsh
Isaac Hayes – Chef

“- Kyle Broflovski: Hey, Mole, be careful.
– Christophe (The Mole): Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?”

Matt Stone -Kyle Broflovski
Trey Parker – Christophe (The Mole)

“I’m sorry Wendy, but I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.” Trey Parker – Mr. Herbert Garrison

“- Stan Marsh: Hey, guys. Do you know where I can find the clitoris?
– Kyle Broflovski: The what?
– Eric Cartman: What, is that like finding Jesus or something?”

Trey Parker -Stan Marsh
Matt Stone -Kyle Broflovski
Trey Parker -Eric Cartman

“- Mr. Herbert Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
– Eric Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
– Mr. Herbert Garrison: What did you say?
– Eric Cartman: I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Actually, what I said was… how would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?” Trey Parker – Mr. Herbert Garrison
Trey Parker -Eric Cartman

“- Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I’m somebody else?
– Saddam Hussein: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?”

Trey Parker – Satan
Matt Stone – Saddam Hussein

“- Kyle Broflovski: Let me have some candy, Cartman.
– Eric Cartman: Let’s see, hmm, nope, I don’t have any Jewish candy.
– Kyle Broflovski: Fine! Like you really need all that chocolate, fat boy!”

Matt Stone -Kyle Broflovski
Trey Parker -Eric Cartman

“- Chef: Haven’t you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
– Army General: I don’t listen to hip-hop.” Isaac Hayes – Chef
Trey Parker – Army General

“I can’t wait to take leave so I can get me some fucking poontang.” Trey Parker – Mr. Herbert Garrison

– Eric Cartman: Mom? If you were in a German “scheisse” video, you… you’d tell me, right?
– Liane Cartman: Sure, hon. Trey Parker -Eric Cartman
Mary Kay Bergman – Liane Cartman

“- Satan: Is sex the only thing that matters to you?
– Saddam Hussein: I love you.”

Trey Parker – Satan
Matt Stone – Saddam Hussein

“- Jimbo Kearn: Oh boy, military action, Ned, we’re gonna kill us some goddam’ Australians!
– Ned Gerblanski: I think we’re fighting Canadians.
– Jimbo Kearn: Canadians, Australians, what’s the difference?”

Matt Stone – Jimbo Kearn
Trey Parker – Ned Gerblanski

“- Mr. Herbert Garrison: What is five times two? Now come on children, don’t be shy, just give it your best shot.
– Clive: Twelve.
– Mr. Herbert Garrison: OK, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard.”

Trey Parker – Mr. Herbert Garrison