Shrek

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Plot – Once upon a time,in a distant swamp,an irascible ogre named Shrek is happy of his solitude. But this precious commodity is soon shattered by some annoying fairy tale characters. There are blind mice in his food,a big bad wolf in his bed,three homeless little pigs and so forth and they are all expelled from the fairy tales’ realm by the evil Lord Farquaad. Willing to do anything they can to save the world,not to mention his,Shrek makes a deal with Farquaad and is committed to save his bride,the beautiful Princess Fiona first draft of a virtual actress in film history. Donkey,who would do anything for Shrek,except shutting up,accompanies him throughout the mission. Rescuing the princess from a fire-breathing dragon will be the least of their problems now that Fiona is about to reveal her dark secret.

Movie Info

Title Shrek

Year 2001

Director s Andrew Adamson,Vicky Jenson

Genre Comedy, Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Animation

Top 30 Quotes of “Shrek” Movie

“Donkey, two things okay? Shut… up!”

Mike Myers – Shrek

“That’s my princess! Go find your own!” Mike Myers – Shrek

“- Gingerbread Man: You’re a monster!
– Lord Farquaad: I’m not the monster here, you are! You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world.”

Conrad Vernon – Gingerbread Man
John Lithgow – Lord Farquaad

“- Princess Fiona: It’s me… in this body.
– Donkey: Oh my God, you ate the princess!” Cameron Diaz – Princess Fiona
Eddie Murphy – Donkey

“Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn’t color-blind.” Eddie Murphy – Donkey

“- Lord Farquaad: What’s that? It’s hideous!
– Shrek: Well, that’s not very nice. It’s just a donkey.” John Lithgow – Lord Farquaad
Mike Myers – Shrek

“- Princess Fiona: You’re an ogre…
– Shrek: You were expecting Prince Charming?
– Princess Fiona: Yes, actually. This is wrong. This is all wrong! It’s not supposed to be an ogre!”

Cameron Diaz – Princess Fiona
Mike Myers – Shrek

“- Donkey: I have a bit of a confession to make: donkeys don’t have layers. We wear our fear right there on our sleeves.
– Shrek: Wait a second, donkeys don’t have sleeves!”

Eddie Murphy – Donkey
Mike Myers – Shrek

“- Donkey: Where is this fire-breathin’ pain in the neck, anyway?
– Shrek: Inside, waiting for us to rescue her.
– Donkey: I was talkin’ about the dragon, Shrek.” Eddie Murphy – Donkey
Mike Myers – Shrek

“Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?” Eddie Murphy – Donkey

“- Donkey: You’re afraid of the dark.
– Princess Fiona: Why… yes!
– Donkey: Don’t worry, princess. I used to be afraid of the dark until… No, wait. I’m still afraid of the dark.”

Eddie Murphy – Donkey
Cameron Diaz – Princess Fiona

“- Donkey: Stairs? I thought we were lookin’ for the Princess.
– Shrek: The Princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.
– Donkey: How do you know that?
– Shrek: I read it in a book once.” Eddie Murphy – Donkey
Mike Myers – Shrek

“- Princess Fiona: Where are you going? The exit’s over there!
– Shrek: Well, I have to save my ass.
– Princess Fiona: What kind of knight are you?
– Shrek: One of a kind.” Cameron Diaz – Princess Fiona
Mike Myers – Shrek

“- Princess Fiona: You didn’t slay the dragon?
– Shrek: It’s on my to-do list, now come on!
– Princess Fiona: But this isn’t right! You’re meant to charge in, sword drawn, banners flying! That’s what all the other knights did!
– Shrek: Right before they burst into flame!” Cameron Diaz – Princess Fiona
Mike Myers – Shrek

“- Donkey: Say there’s a woman who digs you, right, but you really don’t like her that quick – now how do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren’t hurt, but you don’t get burned to a crisp and eaten? How do you do that?
– Princess Fiona: Just tell her she’s not your true love!”

Eddie Murphy – Donkey
Cameron Diaz – Princess Fiona

“We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles!” Eddie Murphy – Donkey

“- Shrek: Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
– Donkey: You both have layers. You know, not everybody like onions. Cake! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!
– Shrek: I don’t care what everyone likes! Ogres are not like cakes.” Mike Myers – Shrek
Eddie Murphy – Donkey

“- Shrek: You can’t tell me you’re afraid of heights?
– Donkey: No, I’m just uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava!”

Mike Myers – Shrek
Eddie Murphy – Donkey

“- Donkey: Hi, Princess!
– Princess Fiona: It talks!
– Shrek: It’s getting him to shut up that’s the trick!”

Eddie Murphy – Donkey
Cameron Diaz – Princess Fiona
Mike Myers – Shrek

“- Donkey: Can you tell my future from these stars?
– Shrek: The stars don’t tell the future. They tell stories.” Eddie Murphy – Donkey
Mike Myers – Shrek

“That must be Lord Farquaad’s castle… Do you think he’s maybe compensating for something?” Mike Myers – Shrek

“- Shrek: For your information, there’s a lot more to ogres than people think.
– Donkey: Example?
– Shrek: Example… ogres are like onions!
– Donkey: They stink?”

Mike Myers – Shrek
Eddie Murphy – Donkey

“- Princess Fiona: My groom-to-be Lord Farquaad, what’s he like?
– Shrek: Let me put it this way, Princess: men of his stature are in short supply.
– Donkey: Though there are those who think little of him!”

Cameron Diaz – Princess Fiona
Mike Myers – Shrek
Eddie Murphy – Donkey

– Donkey: What’s your problem, Shrek, what you got against the whole world anyway?
– Shrek: Look, I’m not the one with the problem, okay? It’s the world that seems to have a problem with me! People take one look at me and go “Aargh! Help! Run! A big stupid ugly ogre!”. They judge me before they even know me – that’s why I’m better off alone…

Eddie Murphy – Donkey
Mike Myers – Shrek

“- Shrek: Stop singing! Well, it’s no wonder you don’t have any friends!
– Donkey: Wow! Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest!”

Mike Myers – Shrek
Eddie Murphy – Donkey

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