95 university quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines

From the movie: Happy Death Day

“Lori’s little plot was super lame. Poisoning a cupcake? Really? We’re Kappas. We don’t eat cupcakes.”

Rachel Matthews – Danielle Bouseman

From the movie: How High

“I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores! Right?”
Redman – Jamal King

From the movie: Remember the Titans

“- Coach Herman Boone: What about you? You going to college?
– Louie Lastik: [laughs] No, not me coach. I ain’t a brainiac like Rev.
– Coach Herman Boone: Think you got a future in football?
– Louie Lastik: Heck no! I figured as long I’m going to be in school, I might as well hit some people while I’m at it.”
Denzel Washington – Coach Herman Boone
Ethan Suplee – Louie Lastik

From the movie: The Rainmaker

“In my first year of law school everybody loved everybody else, because we were all studying the law, and the law was a noble thing. By my third year you were lucky if you weren’t murdered in your sleep. People stole exams, hid research materials from the library, and lied to the professors. Such is the nature of the profession.”
Matt Damon – Rudy Baylor

From the movie: Road Trip

“Think about it Josh, you’re in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day.”
Seann William Scott – E. L.

From the movie: Matilda

“I didn’t go to college. I don’t know anybody who did. Bunch of hippies and cesspool salesmen.”
Danny DeVito – Mr. Wormwood

From the movie: On the Basis of Sex

“Let us go around the table, and each of you ladies report who you are, where you’re from, and why you’re occupying a place at Harvard that could have gone to a man.”
Sam Waterston – Erwin Griswold

From the movie: Adventureland

“- Sue O’Malley: What are you majoring in?
– Joel: Russian literature and Slavic languages.
– Sue O’Malley: Oh wow, that’s pretty interesting. What career track is that?
– Joel: Cabby, hot dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy. The world is my oyster.”
Paige Howard – Sue O’Malley
Martin Starr – Joel

From the movie: How High

– Silas P. Silas: Shit, I’ll fucks witcha!
– Jamal King: Shit, I’ll fucks witcha, too!
– Philip Huntley: And that’s a good thing?
– Jamal King: Yes. That’s a “yes”!
– Philip Huntley: Then we’ll ‘fox’ with each other.

Method Man – Silas P. Silas
Redman – Jamal King
Fred Willard – Philip Huntley

From the movie: Dope

“Why do I want to attend Harvard? If I was white, would you even have to ask me that question?”
Shameik Moore – Malcolm

From the movie: Ever After

“- Prince Henry: Mother, Father, I want to build a university, with the largest library on the continent, where anyone can study, no matter their station!
– King Francis: All right… who are you… and what have you done with my son?
– Prince Henry: [laughs] Oh, and I want to invite the gypsies to the ball!”
Dougray Scott – Prince Henry
Timothy West – King Francis

From the movie: PCU

“That’s the beauty of college these days, Tommy! You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit.”
Jeremy Piven – James ‘Droz’ Andrews

From the movie: Mistress America

“- Brooke: I never went to college. I’m an autodidact. Do you know what that means?
– Tracy: Yes.
– Brooke: That word is one of the things that I self-taught myself.”
Greta Gerwig – Brooke
Lola Kirke – Tracy

From the movie: Outside Providence

“- Jane’s Father: So where are you thinking of going to school next year?
– Tim Dunphy: Um, I’m thinkin’ college.
– Jane’s Father: Any school in particular?
– Tim Dunphy: Yeah, probably.”
Shawn Hatosy – Tim Dunphy

From the movie: Pitch Perfect 2

“One of my biggest regrets is that I didn’t do enough experimenting in college.”
Brittany Snow – Chloe

In: Actors in real life

“For me, college wasn’t a breeze. I had 8 o’clock classes, I worked from 3 to 11 at the Settlement House. On weekends, if Northwestern Bell needed me, I’d troubleshoot for them, and I had a steady girl. God!”
Henry Fonda

From the movie: Accepted

“Rejection. That’s what makes a college great. The exclusivity of any university is judged primarily by the amount of students it rejects.”
Anthony Heald – Dean Richard Van Horne

From the movie: Platoon

“- Chris: I volunteered. I dropped out of college, and told them I wanted the infantry, combat, and Vietnam.
– Crawford: You volunteered for this shit, man?
– Chris: You believe that?
– King: You’s a crazy fucker, giving up college.
– Chris: It didn’t make much sense. I wasn’t learning anything.”
Charlie Sheen – Chris
Chris Pedersen – Crawford
Keith David – King

From the movie: Girl

“Brown. Me. Wow! It wasn’t possible! Did I deserve it? I mean, twenty minutesago some guy was masturbating over me. …Mom! I need more soap!”

Dominique Swain – Andrea Marr

From the movie: The Good Earth

“I told their teacher to beat them. He beat them so well that this one’s going to the university.”

Paul Muni – Wang

From the movie: Testament of Youth

“At college, more than anywhere else, one was likely to make the friendships that supported one through life.”
Alicia Vikander – Vera Brittain

From the movie: Still Alice

“You may say that this falls into the great academic tradition of knowing more and more about less and less until we know everything about nothing.”

Julianne Moore – Dr. Alice Howland

From the movie: Animal House

“- Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
– Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They’re each outstanding in their own way.”
James Daughton – Greg Marmalard
John Vernon – Dean Vernon Wormer

From the animation: Treasure Planet

“I’m an astronomer, not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor, but I’m not that kind of doctor. I have a doctorate, it’s not the same thing. You can’t help people with a doctorate. You just sit there and you’re useless!”
David Hyde Pierce – Doctor Doppler

From the movie: Dope

“- Mr. Bailey: You go to high school in Inglewood. You think you’re going to get into Harvard?
– Malcolm: I’m from a poor, crime-filled neighborhood, raised by a single mother, don’t know my dad, blah, blah. It’s cliche.”
Bruce Beatty – Mr. Bailey
Shameik Moore – Malcolm

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