162 ugliness quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines

“Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.”
Johnny Depp

From the movie: Flypaper

“It’s like, extra sad when a hot chick dies. When an ugly chick dies, it’s like, their life probably sucked anyway, so it’s no big deal.”
Tim Blake Nelson – Peanut Butter

From the movie: Wild Hearts Can’t Be Broken

“Sonora, you have to be extremely careful with your appearance. I mean, having no natural beauty of your own you really need to help yourself.”
Kathleen York – Marie

From the movie: The Wog Boy

“Hey, give people some warning before you stick that face out in public.”
Nick Giannopoulos – Steve Karamitsis

From the movie: Enemy Mine

“- Davidge: You saved my life. Why?
– Drac: Maybe I need to look at another face… even one as ugly as yours.
– Davidge: So you still think humans are ugly?
– Drac: Compared to a Drac? Very ugly.”

Dennis Quaid – Davidge
Louis Gossett Jr. – Drac

From the movie: Alice in Wonderland

“- Lady Ascot: Do you know what I fear most?
– Alice: The decline of the aristocracy?
– Lady Ascot: Ugly grandchildren.”
Geraldine James – Lady Ascot
Mia Wasikowska – Alice in Wondeland

From the movie: Booty Call

“You know when you see a fine hunny in the club, she lookin’ all good and shit under the lights and you start grindin’ on her, then the next day you go to pick her up, you’re all happy and shit, but is high noon, she comes outta house and a fucking sea donkey clunks into your car!”
Jamie Foxx – Bunz

“Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.”
Margaret Cho

From the movie: Booty Call

“Did you see his hair? Motherfucker looks like Predator!”
Vivica A. Fox – Lysterine

From the movie: Game Night

“- Max: You didn’t happen to see a fellow brought in here, looks a little bit like me, but he’s got a little bit of a sharper chin and higher cheekbones?
– Bartender: So, a better-looking guy?”
Jason Bateman – Max
August Kensington – Bartender

From the movie: The Disaster Artist

“- Casting Agent: You have a malevolent presence. You are a perfect build. I could see you as Dracula, Frankenstein.
– Tommy Wiseau: I’m not Frankenstein! I am hero.”
Greg Sestero – Casting Agent
James Franco – Tommy

From the movie: A Night in Casablanca

“- Corbaccio: What you need is a good bodyguard.
– Ronald Kornblow: What I need is a good body. The one I’ve got isn’t worth guarding.”
Chico Marx – Corbaccio
Groucho Marx – Kornblow

From the movie: A Night in Casablanca

“- Mr. Smythe: Sir, this lady is my wife. You should be ashamed.
– Ronald Kornblow: If this lady is your wife, you should be ashamed.”
Paul Harvey – Mr. Smythe
Groucho Marx – Kornblow

From the movie: The Addams Family

“- Wednesday Addams: I think that woman is deranged. Her face reminds me of a death mask.
– Uncle Fester: Deranged? Death mask? If you say she has bad breath, I’m hearing wedding bells!”
Chloë Grace Moretz – Wednesday Addams
Nick Kroll – Uncle Fester

From the movie: Hellboy

“- Ben Daimio: I thought we were supposed to be fighting monsters, not working with them.
– Hellboy: Who are you calling a monster, pal? Have you looked in the mirror recently?”
Daniel Dae Kim – Major Ben Daimio
David Harbour – Hellboy

From the movie: Bonjour tristesse

“- Anne Larson: You’re looking wonderfully well. I’m surprised – and pleased.
– Cecile: Why surprised?
– Anne Larson: Well, from Raymond’s description, I thought…
– Cecile: Oh, that was in Paris. And in Paris I was worn out from studying.”
Deborah Kerr – Anne Larson
Jean Seberg – Cecile

From the movie: The Favourite

“- Abigail: I hoped I might be employedhere. By you. As something.
– Lady Sarah: A monster for the children to play with, perhaps?”
Emma Stone – Abigail
Rachel Weisz – Lady Sarah

From the movie: Shallow Hal

“Look, I know what I am and I know what I’m not. I’m the girl who, you know, gets really good grades and who’s not afraid to be funny. And I’m the girl who has a lot of friends who are boys and no boyfriends. I’m not beautiful, ok, and I never will be.”
Gwyneth Paltrow – Rosemary

From the movie: Trainwreck

“You dress him like that just so no one else wants to have sex with him? That’s cool.”

Amy Schumer – Amy

From the movie: Deadpool

“Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible… and completely unfuckable.”
Ryan Reynolds – Deadpool

From the movie: East Is East

“- Meenah Khan: Have you seen the state of them two? The one with the teeth’s got a mustache like Dad.
– Maneer Khan: Tariq looks like Quasimodo.
– Ella Khan: Kids. Were your two like that, Mrs. Shah?
– Mrs. Shah: No. I believe in strict discipline. Especially in a non-Pakistani environment.”

Archie Panjabi – Meenah Khan
Emil Marwa – Maneer Khan
Linda Bassett – Ella Khan
Leena Dhingra – Mrs. Shah

From the movie: Rush

“- Niki Lauda: It’s that bad, huh?
– James Hunt: No.
– Niki Lauda: I can tell, seeing your reaction, that I will spend the rest of my life with a face that frightens people.”
Daniel Brühl – Niki Lauda
Chris Hemsworth – James Hunt

From the movie: Rocky III

“- Paulie: Who was it got you your first woman, huh? Me! Paulie! I was responsible!
– Rocky Balboa: She was pregnant.
– Paulie: So what, you wasn’t no prize either.”
Burt Young – Paulie
Sylvester Stallone – Rocky Balboa

From the movie: Nebraska

“- David Grant: How did she die?
– Kate Grant: Saw herself in the mirror one day.”
Will Forte – David Grant
June Squibb – Kate Grant

From the movie: The Party Animal

“He’s got a face only a cockroach could love.”

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