2 anecdotes quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines

From the movie: Planes, Trains & Automobiles

“You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting.”
Steve Martin – Neal Page

From the movie: My Cousin Vinny

“Well, I got a bullshit traffic ticket. I went to court, I got the cop on the stand, and I argued with him until he admitted he was wrong. And the judge, this Judge Malloy. All the while he’s laughing and smiling. And then afterwards, he asks me to go to lunch with him. Then he says to me, you know what? You’d be a good litigator. I didn’t know…”

Joe Pesci – Vinny Gambini