Monster House

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Title Monster House

Year 2006

Director Gil Kenan

Genre Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Animation, Mystery

Top 8 Quotes of “Monster House” Movie

“You want a successful future? When a guy with tattoos comes up to the drive-thru, give him his burger, not your phone number.”

Maggie Gyllenhaal – Zee

“I paid 28 dollars for that ball! I had to mow ten lawns and ask my mom for a dollar 26 times! I never worked that hard in my life.”

Sam Lerner – Chowder

“- DJ: I’ve just… murdered a guy!
– Chowder: Naw… when it’s an accident, it’s called manslaughter.”

Mitchel Musso – DJ
Sam Lerner – Chowder

“- Zee: What is your problem?
– DJ: Uh… puberty! Yeah, I’m having lots and lots of puberty.”

Maggie Gyllenhaal – Zee
Mitchel Musso – DJ

“Whatever issue you guys have, I’m sure it has letters and they make pills for it.”

Maggie Gyllenhaal – Zee

“My dad is at the pharmacy and my mom is at the movies with her personal trainer.”

Sam Lerner – Chowder

“Are you guys mentally challenged? Because, if you are, then I’m certified to teach you baseball.”

Spencer Locke – Jenny

“Back to business: eggs, shaving cream, toilet paper. Without candy, I’m afraid your house is a bulls-eye with shingles.”

Spencer Locke – Jenny