Dirt Merchant

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Title Dirt Merchant

Year 1999

Director B.J. Nelson

GenreComedy

Top 8 Quotes of “Dirt Merchant” Movie

“- Holly So Tightly: Johnny, Eric, Bart… they didn’t love me. All they wanted was sex!
– Dirt Merchant: You’re a fucking porn star. What the hell do you expect?
– Holly So Tightly: I’m not a whore! Like help put my career, some real respect, and maybe a half decent orgasm once in a while!”

Jenna Jameson – Holly So Tightly
Danny Masterson – Dirt Merchant

“- Dirt Merchant: Unbelievable!
– Holly So Tightly: What is?
– Dirt Merchant: You’ve humped half of my record collection.” Danny Masterson – Dirt Merchant
Jenna Jameson – Holly So Tightly

…And how does it feel to be called “the biggest star fucker in the business”? Lisa Arch – XTV Reporter

“You have the right to shut up. Anything you say, can and will piss me off! If you can’t afford a shyster attorney, we will assign you an overworked loser, who doesn’t give a shit and will screw up your case anyway. Now, do you understand your rights?” Brion James – Detective Harry Ball

Watching her reminded me of something Sly would have said: “There’s no such thing as fake tits”. Danny Masterson – Dirt Merchant

– James Earl: Detective Harry Ball?
– Detective Harry Ball: Who the hell is this?
– James Earl: Just call me “Deep Throat”.
– Detective Harry Ball: You expect me to swallow that? Lee Arenberg – James Earl
Brion James – Detective Harry Ball

“- Holly So Tightly: I hope you don’t mind me using you like a hapless sack of meat. But you know, sometimes a girl just gotta have it.
– Dirt Merchant: Yeah, no problem, I guess…” Jenna Jameson – Holly So Tightly
Danny Masterson – Dirt Merchant

“- Dirt Merchant: Wait just so you’re aware.
– Angie: Of what?
– Dirt Merchant: That we’re friends, just friends.
– Angie: Whatever.” Danny Masterson – Dirt Merchant
Julie Benz – Angie