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Marisa Tomei Movies

  • Avengers: Endgame
  • Spider-Man: Far from Home
  • Spider-Man: Homecoming
  • Captain America: Civil…
  • The Big Short
  • Spare Parts
  • Trainwreck
  • The Lincoln Lawyer
  • The Ides of March
  • Wild Hogs
  • Alfie
  • Anger Management
  • The Guru
  • In the Bedroom
  • Someone Like You
  • What Women Want
  • The Watcher
  • Happy Accidents
  • Slums of Beverly Hills
  • Four Rooms
  • Only You
  • The Paper
  • Untamed Heart
  • Chaplin
  • My Cousin Vinny
  • Oscar
  • The Toxic Avenger

Marisa Tomei movie quotes, phrases and lines

From the movie: Oscar

“- Angelo ‘Snaps’ Provolone: After the wedding, you’ll move into a nice ground floor apartment.
– Lisa Provolone: Why a ground floor apartment?
– Angelo ‘Snaps’ Provolone: Because after I break his legs, he’s not gonna make it up any steps!”

Sylvester Stallone – Angelo ‘Snaps’ Provolone
Marisa Tomei – Lisa Provolone

From the movie: Spare Parts

“They needprotection. They are kids. They are not adults.”

Marisa Tomei – Gwen Kolinsky

From the movie: Spider-Man: Homecoming

“You need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.”

Marisa Tomei – May Parker

From the movie: Spider-Man: Far from Home

“- Peter Parker: I’ve face a lot of deception, and I’m tired of the lies. So it’s time for the truth to be out there. Are you dating?
– Happy Hogan: Yes.
– May Parker: Not really.
– Happy Hogan: What? I think…
– May Parker: It’s a summer fling.
– Happy Hogan: Yes, that evolves and grows like any other. Open to wherever it might lead.
– May…”

Tom Holland – Peter Parker
Jon Favreau – Happy Hogan
Marisa Tomei – May Parker

From the movie: In the Bedroom

“You know what defines a father? It’s what he does, not what he promises.”
Marisa Tomei – Natalie Strout

From the movie: Untamed Heart

“- Adam: I love hockey.
– Caroline: You didn’t even know what a power-play was.
– Adam: I know. But next time you can tell me.”

Christian Slater – Adam
Marisa Tomei – Caroline

From the movie: My Cousin Vinny

“- Jim Trotter III: Ms. Vito, what is your current profession?
– Mona Lisa Vito: I’m an out-of-work hairdresser.
– Jim Trotter III: An out-of-work hairdresser. In what way does that qualify you as an expert in automobiles?
– Mona Lisa Vito: It doesn’t.”

Lane Smith – Jim Trotter III
Marisa Tomei – Mona Lisa Vito

From the movie: The Big Short

“Saints don’t live on Park Avenue.”
Marisa Tomei – Cynthia Baum

From the movie: In the Bedroom

“- Natalie Strout: You don’t change, do you?
– Richard Strout: Change? No, I don’t change. Everything around me changes. You change. You take my house… and you take my kids… and you fuck this other guy. But me, no, I don’t change.”

Marisa Tomei – Natalie Strout
William Mapother – Richard Strout

From the movie: The Lincoln Lawyer

“There’s no client as scary as an innocent man.”
Marisa Tomei – Maggie McPherson

From the movie: Spare Parts

“Every day they are told they are worthless, beyond hope.”

Marisa Tomei – Gwen Kolinsky

From the movie: Four Rooms

“- Ted the Bellhop: This New Year’s Eve is not starting off well! This one is going pretty fucking badly!
– Margaret: How come?
– Ted the Bellhop: Well, Betty leaves me to run this entire hotel by myself. And first thing, right off the bat, I get fucked by a coven of witches!”

Tim Roth – Ted the Bellhop
Marisa Tomei – Margaret

From the movie: Untamed Heart

“It’s not right to feel shitty this time of year, but everybody does. It’s like this is life and once you go through it long enough you realize what the flavor is. And it sure ain’t vanilla!”

Marisa Tomei – Caroline

From the movie: What Women Want

“Nick, come on. You’re so sensitive, you’re so aware of my feelings, you’re so tuned in. You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it: you’re totally and completely gay!”

Marisa Tomei – Lola

From the movie: Trainwreck

“- The Dog Owner: I need help with my dog.
– The Dogwalker: I can see that. I would love to be the one to help you with your dog.
– The Dog Owner: What’s your technique?
– The Dogwalker: I put them on a leash and walk them.”

Marisa Tomei – The Dog Owner
Daniel Radcliffe – The Dogwalker

From the movie: Alfie

“- Julie: Where were you last night?
– Alfie: I thought we agreed we weren’t asking each other those questions.”

Marisa Tomei – Julie
Jude Law – Alfie

From the movie: My Cousin Vinny

“- Mona Lisa Vito: Don’t worry, I’ll find a way to bail you out.
– Vinny Gambini: No don’t. I’m gonna stay in prison tonight. Maybe I’ll finally get some sleep. I’m doing good, huh?”

Marisa Tomei – Mona Lisa Vito
Joe Pesci – Vinny Gambini

“I find that protein wakes up my brain and gets me ready for the rest of my day.”
Marisa Tomei

“Comedy is what I really want to do and propel.”
Marisa Tomei

“I prefer to express myself physically, or non-verbally. I prefer just to react without having a lot of dialogue.”
Marisa Tomei

“You can’t really be old in L.A., it’s kind of like a crime.”
Marisa Tomei

“I’m not that big a fan of marriage as an institution and I don’t know why women need to have children to be seen as complete human beings.”
Marisa Tomei

From the movie: Happy Accidents

“- Lillian Weaver: Sweetheart, since Daddy’s stopped drinking we have lost our spark. I know that’s wrong of me to say it, but… I miss your father the way he was.
– Ruby: But Mom, he was… an alcoholic.
– Lillian Weaver: And I was a classic codependent. I know that. Until I forced myself to stop caring about him. Until I forced him to deal…”

Tovah Feldshuh – Lillian Weaver
Marisa Tomei – Ruby Weaver

From the movie: Only You

“I don’t believe in anything anymore! I don’t believe in the moon or the stars, or the sun … or destiny or magic – or men!”
Marisa Tomei – Faith Corvatch

From the movie: Only You

“- Faith Corvatch: How could you do this to me?
– Peter Wright: Because I’m in love with you!
– Faith Corvatch: Ha! What kind of an excuse is that?”

Marisa Tomei – Faith Corvatch
Robert Downey Jr. – Peter Wright

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